xpestilencex's definitions

Gokey

One who is small and Irish, whose primary activities include making cookies in the microwave.

Man, Quite being such a gokey, cookies go in the stove!

by xpestilencex March 13, 2009

Gluck

One who is decidedly bad at sliding across desks with surface areas too small for such an accomplishment.

Joe pulled a Gluck the other day

Yeah, what a n00b

by xpestilencex February 22, 2009

Cousino

One who is literally a Peruvian Witch Doctor.

Joe is a complete Cousino.

Duh.

by xpestilencex February 4, 2009

Agnostic

Atheist without balls.

"Dudemanshit, did you know John is agnostic?"

"Yeah, he's such a vagina."

by xpestilencex December 22, 2008