Definitions by xmancrushmonday

Daft

Stupid dumbasses who have no life.

Person 1: Daft means stupid
Person 2: Oh.. So stupid Punk?
Person 1: You're daft

Daft by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Wet Dream

The realization that you've been having sex with a hole in your pillow.

Oh man my pillow is now filled with my semen. I guess I had a wet dream.

Wet Dream by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Clinger 

Someone who you regret meeting due to them being around all the time.

Person A: "Man, look at Billy, always following John around."
Person B: "I'm glad I didn't meet Billy, he's such a clinger."

Clinger by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Marching Band 

Intensive walking while playing an instrument.

"When you march, you want to take your foot and place it in front of the other foot."
"Wait, isn't that walking?"
"NO SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MARCHING LOOK AT MY FUCKING FEET. THIS IS FUCKING MARCHING BAND NOT WALKING BAND."

Marching Band by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Photobooth 

An alternative which is used by many people who do not own phones to take selfies and to post them on social media.

"Guys check out my new instagram post."
"Ew you took it on photobooth?"
"No I didn't..."

Photobooth by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Ernie 

A happy-go-lucky guy who lives with a yellow piece of fabric named Bert. Secretly Bernie plots the downfall of the happy sunshiny days of Sesame Street and will end up ruling a dictatorship.

Ernie smiles alongside with everyone else as the fireworks light up the sky. What everyone else doesn't know is that soon, the whole place will be covered in flames within a 10-mile radius.

Ernie by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Squeaker 

An annoying voice that has not yet gone through puberty and is currently playing M rated games or "cool" games and clearly sucks. This person could get easily annoyed if nothing goes their way.

Squeaker: "IM GONNA KEEL YOU!!!!"
*Get's shot*
Squeaker: "STOP KEELING ME!!!!"
*Get's spawn killed*
Squeaker: "HAACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Squeaker by xmancrushmonday April 14, 2015