Daft

Stupid dumbasses who have no life.

Person 1: Daft means stupid
Person 2: Oh.. So stupid Punk?
Person 1: You're daft

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Marching Band

Intensive walking while playing an instrument.

"When you march, you want to take your foot and place it in front of the other foot."
"Wait, isn't that walking?"
"NO SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MARCHING LOOK AT MY FUCKING FEET. THIS IS FUCKING MARCHING BAND NOT WALKING BAND."

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Squeaker

An annoying voice that has not yet gone through puberty and is currently playing M rated games or "cool" games and clearly sucks. This person could get easily annoyed if nothing goes their way.

Squeaker: "IM GONNA KEEL YOU!!!!"
*Get's shot*
Squeaker: "STOP KEELING ME!!!!"
*Get's spawn killed*
Squeaker: "HAACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by xmancrushmonday April 14, 2015

Sleep

A drug that everyone can't resist taking.

"Man I need like, 16 doses of sleep. Hook me UP!"

by xmancrushmonday April 11, 2015

Clinger

Someone who you regret meeting due to them being around all the time.

Person A: "Man, look at Billy, always following John around."
Person B: "I'm glad I didn't meet Billy, he's such a clinger."

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Lag

Every gamer's worst nightmare.

"OH SHIT!!!!! IM LAGGIN!!!!!!"

by xmancrushmonday April 11, 2015

Wet Dream

The realization that you've been having sex with a hole in your pillow.

Oh man my pillow is now filled with my semen. I guess I had a wet dream.

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016