9 definitions by xero

schitt

Ignorant moron

David is such a schitt.

by xero February 28, 2003

Drivers ed'ed

To be run over by the crazy learner's permit girl.

Cheerleader got drivers ed'ed by the learners permit girl while she had her hands on 2'oclock and 10'oclock

by xero June 21, 2005

Step mommed

To have someone's step mom pour ranch dressing on you after being floor tommed.

So And So's step mom step mommed the ugly one.

by xero January 20, 2005

razor1911

one of the oldest and most notoriously well known software piracy groups. they rip and crack popular games. they are a leechers best friend.

1) "yeah i've got a few fine razor1911 releases"
2) "an alleged leader of piracy group Razor1911 has been sentenced to 18 months jailtime in the US for piracy"

by xero July 3, 2003

Pom Pommed

To have Pom Pom wine and dine you after being previously step mommed and floor tommed.

Pom Pommed? Man that's rough.

by xero January 20, 2005

Durb

The true spelling of the term word"derb"\word.
The act of Fellatio. To give head or oral plesure.

The word can also be used to point out someone who is known for giving oral plesure.

Damn, that bitch knows how to durb.

DURB!

by xero May 23, 2003

camel toe slider

When a woman jerks a guy off by putting the guy's dick between her pussy lips and slides up and down.

"Hey come on baby, if you dont wanna go all the way, at least gime a camel-toe slider"

by xero January 2, 2005