Definitions by xX_LordGaben69_Xx
Doritos
Doritos are a brand of flavored tortilla chips produced since 1964 by Frito-Lay, a wholly-owned subsidiary of PepsiCo. The OG Doritos were not flavored(called Toasted Corn Doritos). The most popular flavors are Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch. Doritos are commonly featured in MLG mongtages alongside Mountain Dew, also owned by PepsiCo due to sponsorships with games and esports tournaments.
At the time of writing, there are 14 flavors of Doritos listed on the website:
Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Spicy Nacho, Flamin Hot Nacho, Flamin Hot Limon(not a typo), Spicy Sweet Chili, Dinamite Chile Limon, Poppin Jalapeno, Flamas, Salsa Verde, Taco Flavor, Tapatio, Simply Organic Spicy White Cheddar, Simply Organic Organic White Cheddar, and Blazin Buffalo and Ranch.
At the time of writing, there are 14 flavors of Doritos listed on the website:
Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Spicy Nacho, Flamin Hot Nacho, Flamin Hot Limon(not a typo), Spicy Sweet Chili, Dinamite Chile Limon, Poppin Jalapeno, Flamas, Salsa Verde, Taco Flavor, Tapatio, Simply Organic Spicy White Cheddar, Simply Organic Organic White Cheddar, and Blazin Buffalo and Ranch.
Doritos is the best chip brand out there. End of story.
Doritos are BAE.
Doritos are God, God is Doritos.
If Doritos are God, then الله أكبر.
Doritos are BAE.
Doritos are God, God is Doritos.
If Doritos are God, then الله أكبر.
Doritos by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 6, 2020
Hale
Also known as the Persuader, he can persuade even Warren Buffet to give him a small loan of a million dollars and never pay him back. Enhanced interrogation techniques must be used if you’re ever going to get your money back. Desperately tries chasing after popularity by doing things he thinks are “cool,” like drinking. Destined to be a tax evader and have multiple government agencies on his ass.
Dude: Loan’s due. You got the cash?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week
A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week
A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?
Hale by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 5, 2020
The Jedi
The Jedi (/ˈdʒɛdaɪ/) are the main protagonists in the Star Wars universe, alongside the Rebel Alliance. The Jedi Order is depicted as an ancient monastic, academic, meritocratic, and quasi-militaristic organization whose origin dates back approximately 25,000 years before the events of A New Hope.
Jedi were powerful Force-wielders and adjudicators tasked by the Galactic Republic to be the guardians of peace and order in the galaxy; they defend and protect all sapient life, never attack. The Order consisted of polymaths: teachers, philosophers, scientists, engineers, physicians, diplomats, negotiators, warriors, and peacekeepers. A level of diversity extends throughout the organization, composed of hundreds of different species and thousands of different worlds, some outside the Republic itself. When operating beyond the limits of Republic territory, they act autonomously and make decisions with the potential to affect countless lives. They were often the first representatives of the Republic encountered by new species and nations.
Jedi philosophy emphasized self-improvement through knowledge and wisdom and selfless service through acts of charity, citizenship, and volunteerism. The Jedi denounce emotions as the root cause of mortal suffering; they believe fear, anger and love cause sentient beings to lash out in conflict and impede rational action to do what is objectively correct action. A Jedi’s traditional weapon is the lightsaber.
Jedi were powerful Force-wielders and adjudicators tasked by the Galactic Republic to be the guardians of peace and order in the galaxy; they defend and protect all sapient life, never attack. The Order consisted of polymaths: teachers, philosophers, scientists, engineers, physicians, diplomats, negotiators, warriors, and peacekeepers. A level of diversity extends throughout the organization, composed of hundreds of different species and thousands of different worlds, some outside the Republic itself. When operating beyond the limits of Republic territory, they act autonomously and make decisions with the potential to affect countless lives. They were often the first representatives of the Republic encountered by new species and nations.
Jedi philosophy emphasized self-improvement through knowledge and wisdom and selfless service through acts of charity, citizenship, and volunteerism. The Jedi denounce emotions as the root cause of mortal suffering; they believe fear, anger and love cause sentient beings to lash out in conflict and impede rational action to do what is objectively correct action. A Jedi’s traditional weapon is the lightsaber.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
No
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
No
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
The Jedi by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 1, 2020
Kanye West
An egotistical maniac/retard who ran for president in order to establish a theocracy in the US. Many suspects he ran for President to promote his shitty music. Judging by his willingness to not have separation of church and state, he's also an anti-constitutionalist. He believes in anti-vaccine conspiracy theories, including the infamous one about Bill Gates sticking microchips inside you for fun.
Some Kanye West quotes
"When you hear about slavery for 400 years ... for 400 years? That sounds like a choice."
"It’s so many of our children that are being vaccinated and paralyzed… So when they say the way we’re going to fix COVID is with a vaccine, I’m extremely cautious. That’s the mark of the beast."
"They want to put chips inside of us, they want to do all kinds of things to make it where we can’t cross the gates of heaven."
"When you hear about slavery for 400 years ... for 400 years? That sounds like a choice."
"It’s so many of our children that are being vaccinated and paralyzed… So when they say the way we’re going to fix COVID is with a vaccine, I’m extremely cautious. That’s the mark of the beast."
"They want to put chips inside of us, they want to do all kinds of things to make it where we can’t cross the gates of heaven."
Kanye West by xX_LordGaben69_Xx July 19, 2020
Isaac
The sexiest man alive. A true Jah at swimming, able to qualify for the Olympics with his 1:00:83 100 Breaststroke. He gets hella bitches, has a six pack, and sexy hair. His hair is bleached from all the swimming he does(chlorine in the water). He’s also smart and really chill. Perfect in every way.
Hot girl: dammmmnnn who that
Me: that’s my man Isaac wanna hookup with him?
Hot girl: Omg he’s so hot yeeesssss
Me: that’s my man Isaac wanna hookup with him?
Hot girl: Omg he’s so hot yeeesssss
Isaac by xX_LordGaben69_Xx January 17, 2020
piracy
What a smart person would engage in to avoid paying exorbitant prices for 2-hour long heavily edited videos(movies) or the overpriced windows operating system. Pirates shouldn't feel bad, as their money would have gone to some megacorporation worth a few hundred billion dollars, or a millionaire living in Beverly Hills. Piracy ranges from using YouTube-to-mp3 to starting a torrenting site like the Pirate Bay. It also has a subreddit at r/piracy.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
Since I had to include the word: piracy
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
Since I had to include the word: piracy
piracy by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 2, 2019
MacBook
Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.
Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
MacBook by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019