3 definitions by x3y
A adjective that sounds like a complement(ex. "poetic," "prose"), but, in actuality, is derogatory, meaning dry, verbose, boring, long, slow, or drawn-out. As such, it is a wonderful way to insult someone to their face; even if they do know what it means, they will often excuse you for it, thinking that you thought it meant something good.
Person: Hey, what do you think of my Harry Potter Sexual Fanfic?
Me: *Washing eyes out* It's very, um, prosaic!
Person: Oh, why thank you! I'll go submit this to a publisher!
Me: *Snickers evilly.*
Me: *Washing eyes out* It's very, um, prosaic!
Person: Oh, why thank you! I'll go submit this to a publisher!
Me: *Snickers evilly.*
by x3y October 18, 2019
A supposed Twitter hashtag used in support of shutting down the -childhood- popular video game Minecraft. Often used as an example to garner hate towards Boomers, Karens, and those idiotic, out-of-touch parental units. In actuality, this is the only use of the hashtag; in recorded history, there has never been a documented non-troll post with the hashtag that legitimately calls for the shutting down of Minecraft.
Me: We need to #shutdownminecraft!
My father: Son, why is there a mob of people with pitchforks, torches, tar, feathers, and a Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte outside?
Obama: Your free trial of life has expired. *Presses big red button.*
Me: *Gets nuked.*
My father: Son, why is there a mob of people with pitchforks, torches, tar, feathers, and a Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte outside?
Obama: Your free trial of life has expired. *Presses big red button.*
Me: *Gets nuked.*
by x3y October 18, 2019
Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.
by x3y October 18, 2019