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shitwit

From the makers of shit-for-brains and nitwit comes... SHITWIT!
"f0k u shitwit."
"...get a life, dude."
"no, shitwit."
"whatever, loser."
"SHITWIT!!"
by wysiwyg January 12, 2004
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pants

1. Butt cover (gotta keep that thang shiny!)
2. See spongebob.
3. Eccentric headwear.
4. A crap catching device.
1. My butt feels good in these PANTS!
2. Looks like I'm not wearing PANTS today!
3. These PANTS make a fine hat!
4. Aw, dude! I just crapped my PANTS!
by wysiwyg January 9, 2004
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wao

A r0xx0r way of spelling wow.
0mg 1I3k 7h4tz z0 707411y WAO!
(Oh my goodness, wow!)
by wysiwyg January 8, 2004
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Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.
"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"
by wysiwyg January 8, 2004
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ghandi fighting bears

Ghandi's got some slick moves but them bears look pretty confident.
Quick! Get the camera! Ghandi just punched a grizzly!
by wysiwyg August 12, 2004
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nostradamus

An old man who was pretty cool.
"Nostradamus, you were (a little) ahead of your time,
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99

Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie
by wysiwyg February 18, 2004
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//me

Virtually tripping or something that makes you look equally stupid. Mess up of /me.
//me screws up the action tag
by wysiwyg August 12, 2004
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