wysiwyg's definitions

crotch monster

A hungry midget that lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.

Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.

by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

klingon

...A language full of pwnage that the trekkies are very fond of. I myself am a trekkie. (therefore i pwn j00.)

When you come across a trekkie, interrupt their starbabble immediately with, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"

Or be cool like me and costantly shout out,"nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'!?" at random.

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

the pope

Master and Commander of the Pope mobile.

To the bubblecraft!

by wysiwyg February 17, 2004

mathers

an idiot, twat, moron, jerk

your really a mathers aren't you?

by wysiwyg March 25, 2004

so does

My friends and I have started a project. We call it..."So does."

The purpose of this project? Drive everyone in the world insane, take their money, and then rule Earth and maybe Jupiter, if we can conquer it.

Anywho, what you do is this: Put the words, "So does" everywhere. Write it on your teacher's white board every day when she's not looking. Scribble it on your desk. Write it on a piece of paper and leave it somewhere. Write it in yearbooks, on reports, on your website, in your signature, on forums, in journals, on nametags--Everywhere! Go through the garbage and write it on tin cans and cardboard boxes. Carve it into rocks and trees, trace the words into the sand.

I know what you're thinking: This is completely retarded.

Yes, it is.

But so what? Or, more importantly: So does?

So does.

-Freakin 20 characters. Happy?

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

murph

A naturally occuring wedgie.

SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!

by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

pants

1. Butt cover (gotta keep that thang shiny!)
2. See spongebob.
3. Eccentric headwear.
4. A crap catching device.

1. My butt feels good in these PANTS!
2. Looks like I'm not wearing PANTS today!
3. These PANTS make a fine hat!
4. Aw, dude! I just crapped my PANTS!

by wysiwyg January 9, 2004