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shitwit

From the makers of shit-for-brains and nitwit comes... SHITWIT!
"f0k u shitwit."
"...get a life, dude."
"no, shitwit."
"whatever, loser."
"SHITWIT!!"
by wysiwyg January 12, 2004
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pants

1. Butt cover (gotta keep that thang shiny!)
2. See spongebob.
3. Eccentric headwear.
4. A crap catching device.
1. My butt feels good in these PANTS!
2. Looks like I'm not wearing PANTS today!
3. These PANTS make a fine hat!
4. Aw, dude! I just crapped my PANTS!
by wysiwyg January 9, 2004
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leprechaun

1. A mischievious little man, often clad in green, who moves your remote and steals your underwear in the dark of night.

2. A vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious "lucky charms." Some say he's not even human. They say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. There is no way to destory it except to match it's awesome might. This is why on St. Patrick's Day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. I encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near... Lucky's power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.
1. "What's wrong, Katie?"
"That leprechaun has stolen me lucky panties!"

2. "Catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious!"
by wysiwyg February 16, 2004
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shut it

n.
An order requesting someone stop babbling like an idiot to let you, the ruler of all, speak.

v.
To obey the fist.
"Shut it, you dumb shit!"

"..."
by wysiwyg January 9, 2004
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Gucker

A person who isn't all too special or is of little importance; a background person.
"Nobody really showed for the party, just a couple guckers."
by wysiwyg January 10, 2004
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de1337

When something that used to be underground and/or 1337 goes mainstream.

Only the real origional fans feel that the band (or whatever) has been de1337ed. Everyone else pretends that they were the origional fans and that the band (or whatever) is still underground and that they are so badass for knowing about it.
Avril de1337ed my tie.
by wysiwyg August 12, 2004
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murph

A naturally occuring wedgie.
SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!
by wysiwyg May 15, 2004
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