wysiwyg's definitions

shitwit

From the makers of shit-for-brains and nitwit comes... SHITWIT!

"f0k u shitwit."
"...get a life, dude."
"no, shitwit."
"whatever, loser."
"SHITWIT!!"

by wysiwyg January 12, 2004

pants

1. Butt cover (gotta keep that thang shiny!)
2. See spongebob.
3. Eccentric headwear.
4. A crap catching device.

1. My butt feels good in these PANTS!
2. Looks like I'm not wearing PANTS today!
3. These PANTS make a fine hat!
4. Aw, dude! I just crapped my PANTS!

by wysiwyg January 9, 2004

wao

A r0xx0r way of spelling wow.

0mg 1I3k 7h4tz z0 707411y WAO!
(Oh my goodness, wow!)

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.

"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

ghandi fighting bears

Ghandi's got some slick moves but them bears look pretty confident.

Quick! Get the camera! Ghandi just punched a grizzly!

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

nostradamus

An old man who was pretty cool.

"Nostradamus, you were (a little) ahead of your time,
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99

Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie

by wysiwyg February 18, 2004

//me

Virtually tripping or something that makes you look equally stupid. Mess up of /me.

//me screws up the action tag

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004