wysiwyg's definitions

murph

A naturally occuring wedgie.

SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!

by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

mathers

an idiot, twat, moron, jerk

your really a mathers aren't you?

by wysiwyg March 25, 2004

pants

1. Butt cover (gotta keep that thang shiny!)
2. See spongebob.
3. Eccentric headwear.
4. A crap catching device.

1. My butt feels good in these PANTS!
2. Looks like I'm not wearing PANTS today!
3. These PANTS make a fine hat!
4. Aw, dude! I just crapped my PANTS!

by wysiwyg January 9, 2004

shitwit

From the makers of shit-for-brains and nitwit comes... SHITWIT!

"f0k u shitwit."
"...get a life, dude."
"no, shitwit."
"whatever, loser."
"SHITWIT!!"

by wysiwyg January 12, 2004

de1337

When something that used to be underground and/or 1337 goes mainstream.

Only the real origional fans feel that the band (or whatever) has been de1337ed. Everyone else pretends that they were the origional fans and that the band (or whatever) is still underground and that they are so badass for knowing about it.

Avril de1337ed my tie.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

wao

A r0xx0r way of spelling wow.

0mg 1I3k 7h4tz z0 707411y WAO!
(Oh my goodness, wow!)

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.

"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004