wysiwyg's definitions

murph

A naturally occuring wedgie.

SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!

by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

mathers

an idiot, twat, moron, jerk

your really a mathers aren't you?

by wysiwyg March 25, 2004

wao

A r0xx0r way of spelling wow.

0mg 1I3k 7h4tz z0 707411y WAO!
(Oh my goodness, wow!)

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.

"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

leprechaun

1. A mischievious little man, often clad in green, who moves your remote and steals your underwear in the dark of night.

2. A vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious "lucky charms." Some say he's not even human. They say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. There is no way to destory it except to match it's awesome might. This is why on St. Patrick's Day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. I encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near... Lucky's power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.

1. "What's wrong, Katie?"
"That leprechaun has stolen me lucky panties!"

2. "Catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious!"

by wysiwyg February 16, 2004

shut it

n.
An order requesting someone stop babbling like an idiot to let you, the ruler of all, speak.

v.
To obey the fist.

"Shut it, you dumb shit!"

"..."

by wysiwyg January 9, 2004

klingon

...A language full of pwnage that the trekkies are very fond of. I myself am a trekkie. (therefore i pwn j00.)

When you come across a trekkie, interrupt their starbabble immediately with, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"

Or be cool like me and costantly shout out,"nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'!?" at random.

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004