wvdrtnsf's definitions
A "rescue call" is set up in advance of a family gathering that you don't want to attend. This arrangement involves appointing a friend to call you at a pre-determined time, providing you with an excuse to leave early. A well timed rescue call occurs immediately after you have eaten.
Rescuee: Thanks for supper - the meat was good eh? Woosh!
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?
by wvdrtnsf May 3, 2009
Get the rescue callmug. Guy #1: Dude! Check out the roach I found in your coffee can full of cigarette butts!
Guy #2: Smells like tobacco to me - it's probably just another Matt.
Guy #2: Smells like tobacco to me - it's probably just another Matt.
by wvdrtnsf February 4, 2009
Get the mattmug. 'Pineapple on the grill' is what you yell when you see a hot chick walk in your restaurant (i.e. The Keg). The cooks usually yell this when they spot the hot chicks from the broiler bar, then they proceed to take turns fingering the prime rib.
Sweaty cook #1: "Hey dude, check out the talent that just walked in!"
Sweaty cook #2: (yelling at the top of his lungs) "PINEAPPLE ON THE GRILL!!!"
All male restaurant staff the proceed to the hostess station to check out the sweet ass.
Sweaty cook #2: (yelling at the top of his lungs) "PINEAPPLE ON THE GRILL!!!"
All male restaurant staff the proceed to the hostess station to check out the sweet ass.
by wvdrtnsf July 27, 2009
Get the Pineapple on the grillmug. by wvdrtnsf February 4, 2009
Get the oreydonmug. Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.
White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009
Get the Poo Tung Clunchmug. by wvdrtnsf August 24, 2009
Get the Homer Sexualmug. by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009
Get the road to treasuremug.