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A cut so deep it renders the opposed unable to banter back – or back banter. – basically they have been done in, totally merc’d. In times of delusion many think they have ‘wounded’ or even been ‘wounded’ themselves. Only documented ‘wound’ involved a monkey and a koala.

Ey la I’ve been wounded. Shall I tell her? Best not
Why did the first Koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was playing follow the leader.

no plaster for that monkey boi - wounded
by wounder August 25, 2009
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