1 definition by wm15

Newport

newport is voted the second worst place in wales after rhyl (and newport also somehow became a city in 2002) making it the worst city in wales. it's the first city you'll enter if entering from the east via the severn bridge. living here all of my life i can confidently say it's shit. everywhere you walk in the "city centre" there is a 97% chance that someone will approach you and say anything along the lines of "alright mate you got a rizzla???" and have a go at you if you don't. 13 year old chavs that think they're hard are pretty much everywhere and it stinks of weed and the pigeons don't fuck off either, especially by the riverfront. curry and chips is the best meal going here and the train station is probably the best way out of this place. also, try to avoid bettws and pillgwenlly ("pill") at all costs, or just avoid newport itself at all costs.

Train Announcement: "We are now approaching, Newport."
Person 1: "Ah shit, not this place. Look at it!"
Person 2: "Yeah, lucky I don't live here."

by wm15 July 17, 2021