3 definitions by wiseagle101

Momturbate

To masturbate while sexually fantasizing about one's own mother.

Ignacio: I always feel so guilty after I momturbate on Friday nights.
Jose: You should, bro. That's nasty!
Ignacio: I know man, but she has such firm, voluptuous, mouth-watering knockers!
Jose: O_o

by wiseagle101 April 6, 2015

Cockycock

A male whose excessive arrogance is the result of an enormous penis.

Linda: Why is Harry so conceited? I mean, he acts like he's better than everyone else.
Tiffany: Harry's ex told me that he has a 10 incher in his pants.
Linda: Oh, so that explains it. Harry's a cockycock!

by wiseagle101 April 5, 2015

Paul LePage

The 74th governor of the state of Maine and former general manager of Mardens retail stores. Infamously named by Politico as "America's Craziest Governor," Paul LePage is known for telling the NAACP to "kiss his butt," accusing local democratic politicians of "giving it to Mainers without any Vaseline," comparing the IRS to the Gestapo, and claiming Obamacare would cause a second Holocaust.

Spencer: Isn't Paul LePage just a ruder Chris Christie?
Laquisha: Whaaa? Nawww, he be cray!!
Spencer: Huh?
Ashley: Let's just say Paul LePage is a few pages short of a Stephen King novel...

by wiseagle101 April 6, 2015