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Serbo-Croatian for "Crawl back into three of your mother's cunts". Easily one of the world's greatest insults.
"Hey babe, you DTF?"
"Odi u tri picke materine!"
"I... guess not, then."
by willmst July 14, 2014
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1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.

2. (v) To experience a flatline.
1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?

2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"
by willmst July 27, 2014
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The urge to vomit and shit at the same time, leaving one to twist around in front of the loo to align the most productive hole with the bowl.
That stomach flu gave me the swirls, I'd better mop this diarrhea off my bathroom floor now.
by willmst January 20, 2017
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