willie989's definitions

old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

orology

The study/practice of oral sex.

"Dad, I'm not having sex! Im practicing orology for school!"

by willie989 January 17, 2010

meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper

HELP ME! I got a meat fly!

by willie989 January 27, 2010

slutman city

1. A place filled with whores. like a strip club, but not a strip club.

2. A song by GWAR

When I went to walmart, it was like slutman city.

by willie989 January 29, 2010

rod rocker

A person that loves rods (penises). A rod rocker likes to eat and take cock in their holes.

You really rocked my rod last night babe! You are such a rod rocker! Lets do it again! Lets do it again!

by willie989 January 21, 2010

gizz-faced

When one has sperm on their face. like shit-faced, but with gizz, not shit.

I really gizz-faced that babe last night! She was soo sticky that it took 3 showers to get it off! I probably would have been less if I didn't add to it the first two times.

by willie989 January 18, 2010

rectal wrecker

1. Someone who is huge downstairs (giant penis) that loves anal. Usually they make a mess 'wreck' their ass.

My giant penis loves to wreck ass! I am such a rectal wrecker!

by willie989 January 21, 2010