12 definitions by willie989

mr.hardy

A name for a penis that is erect. A good name for a person that always have an erection.

*a man walks by erect* Hey everybody, look! It's mr.hardy! or; Hey babe, you want to meet mr.hardy? That guy LOVES to party!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

gizz-faced

When one has sperm on their face. like shit-faced, but with gizz, not shit.

I really gizz-faced that babe last night! She was soo sticky that it took 3 showers to get it off! I probably would have been less if I didn't add to it the first two times.

by willie989 January 19, 2010

rectal wrecker

1. Someone who is huge downstairs (giant penis) that loves anal. Usually they make a mess 'wreck' their ass.

My giant penis loves to wreck ass! I am such a rectal wrecker!

by willie989 January 21, 2010

old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 19, 2010

old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 19, 2010

orology

The study/practice of oral sex.

"Dad, I'm not having sex! Im practicing orology for school!"

by willie989 January 18, 2010

orology

The sudy of using the mouth to study/examine things. It is another way of saying oral sex or blowjob.

person1; I am an orologist, you needed help?
person2; Yes! I need some help learning orology. I am always being told I am bad at eating head.

by willie989 January 19, 2010