willie989's definitions

meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper

HELP ME! I got a meat fly!

by willie989 January 27, 2010

orology

The study/practice of oral sex.

"Dad, I'm not having sex! Im practicing orology for school!"

by willie989 January 17, 2010

rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

rod rocker

A person that loves rods (penises). A rod rocker likes to eat and take cock in their holes.

You really rocked my rod last night babe! You are such a rod rocker! Lets do it again! Lets do it again!

by willie989 January 21, 2010

slutman city

1. A place filled with whores. like a strip club, but not a strip club.

2. A song by GWAR

When I went to walmart, it was like slutman city.

by willie989 January 29, 2010

old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

gizz-faced

When one has sperm on their face. like shit-faced, but with gizz, not shit.

I really gizz-faced that babe last night! She was soo sticky that it took 3 showers to get it off! I probably would have been less if I didn't add to it the first two times.

by willie989 January 18, 2010