william the wallace's definitions

Whisky

Why Do the Scots spell it without the ''E'',
Because We Invented it thats why! ,originally called uisge beatha ''water of life'', in the Gaelic Tongue.

whisky is great! beware of imitations! no added ''E''colours

by william the wallace March 18, 2006

Shakespeare

A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!

Shakespeare needs a Geography Lesson

by william the wallace April 17, 2006

Rob Roy

'The Highland Rogue' 18th Century Chancer Became known as a somewhat Robin Hood Type character for his daring do's and evasion of the law. Member of The Famous MacGregor Clan His nickname ie Red Robert, Raibeart Ruadh(rob roy) was due to his red hair.One of Scotlands Most Romaticised folk hero's

Some Fucker has stolen my cattle
I bet it was Rob Roy

by william the wallace March 7, 2006

United Kingdom

JM Writes :
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare
Time to remind him that the definition is United Kingdom and Not England.And whilst on the subject of Blundering Errors England Was Conquered in 1066 by lots of Normans From France Remember William the Conqueror?

England is only part of the United Kingdom Not the whole thing!

by william the wallace April 18, 2006

Scotts

Scott’s was one of the oldest established shipyards in the world it was situated in Greenock on the banks of the river Clyde, Later Merged With Rival Yard 'Lithgow’s' in Port Glasgow, now sadly gone, all that remains is the worlds oldest Dry dock(unused)

My Father Worked in Scotts for years

by william the wallace March 18, 2006

shite

a much more effective way to say shit

YOURE talking SHITE!

by william the wallace April 10, 2006

Captain Kirk

The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive

'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise

by william the wallace March 11, 2006