william the wallace's definitions

Port Glasgow

Town, Next door to Greenock.It's a bit like Greenock's uglier noisier annoying little brother,Home to the Port bird and lots of Glasgow Celtic supporters.

Port Glasgow is more commonly called the Port

by william the wallace March 16, 2006

Captain Kirk

The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive

'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise

by william the wallace March 11, 2006

Kilmacolm

A Town in Scotland that no one ever admits to coming from!

Kilmacolm man: I'm from Glasgow! Honest!

by william the wallace March 16, 2006

Swing Out Sister

Chantese jazz? WTF? Ignore the other def .Swing out sister were nothing more than an 80's one hit wonder''breakout'' with a good lookin female lead and two really ugly guys on back up. Thats IT.

Swing Out Sister have now got two definitions here ,more than they deserve.

by william the wallace April 18, 2006

Scotts

Scott’s was one of the oldest established shipyards in the world it was situated in Greenock on the banks of the river Clyde, Later Merged With Rival Yard 'Lithgow’s' in Port Glasgow, now sadly gone, all that remains is the worlds oldest Dry dock(unused)

My Father Worked in Scotts for years

by william the wallace March 18, 2006

heid

Scots = Head
is also incorrectly spelled heed. swede,noggin,napper,are other examples.

a Glesga kiss is when someone sticks the heid on ye!

by william the wallace March 17, 2006

Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!

English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''

by william the wallace March 15, 2006