william the wallace's definitions

Port Glasgow

Town, Next door to Greenock.It's a bit like Greenock's uglier noisier annoying little brother,Home to the Port bird and lots of Glasgow Celtic supporters.

Port Glasgow is more commonly called the Port

by william the wallace March 16, 2006

Captain Kirk

The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive

'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise

by william the wallace March 11, 2006

heid

Scots = Head
is also incorrectly spelled heed. swede,noggin,napper,are other examples.

a Glesga kiss is when someone sticks the heid on ye!

by william the wallace March 17, 2006

Scotts

Scott’s was one of the oldest established shipyards in the world it was situated in Greenock on the banks of the river Clyde, Later Merged With Rival Yard 'Lithgow’s' in Port Glasgow, now sadly gone, all that remains is the worlds oldest Dry dock(unused)

My Father Worked in Scotts for years

by william the wallace March 18, 2006

Rabbie Burns

Robert or Rabbie Burns (never Robbie!English take note!)

Scotlands Most celebrated poet, the true Bard,A true man of the people wrote some cracking poems and songs.Liked a good drink and a good lookin lassie.Rumoured to have 100's of decendants today due to his philandering ways!Born in Ayrshire and wrote all his work in his native Scots Tongue

Every one sings a rabbie burns song every year
'Auld Lang Syne'

by william the wallace March 2, 2006

Oasis

Nothing new here, caught the interest of Pubescent boys back in the mid 90's with Recycled Beatles riffs and melodies,and riding on the backs of giants they became very sucessful for a little while.Recent Songs are instantly forgetable,should soon be touring on the Butlins Holiday camp tour.Oh and Doesn't Liam look like Parker From Thunderbirds!
Oasis were ok for a while but they are not as good as Blur

Oasis were ok for a while but they are not as good as Blur

by william the wallace March 14, 2006

Whisky

Why Do the Scots spell it without the ''E'',
Because We Invented it thats why! ,originally called uisge beatha ''water of life'', in the Gaelic Tongue.

whisky is great! beware of imitations! no added ''E''colours

by william the wallace March 18, 2006