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The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive
Screw the Prime Directive
by william the wallace March 11, 2006
Get the Captain Kirk mug.The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
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Get the heid mug.Nothing new here, caught the interest of Pubescent boys back in the mid 90's with Recycled Beatles riffs and melodies,and riding on the backs of giants they became very sucessful for a little while.Recent Songs are instantly forgetable,should soon be touring on the Butlins Holiday camp tour.Oh and Doesn't Liam look like Parker From Thunderbirds!
Oasis were ok for a while but they are not as good as Blur
Oasis were ok for a while but they are not as good as Blur
by william the wallace March 14, 2006
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Because We Invented it thats why! ,originally called uisge beatha ''water of life'', in the Gaelic Tongue.
Because We Invented it thats why! ,originally called uisge beatha ''water of life'', in the Gaelic Tongue.
by william the wallace March 18, 2006
Get the Whisky mug.A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!
by william the wallace April 17, 2006
Get the Shakespeare mug.The only white dude who looks cool with an Afro and shades oh and lots of facial hair Electric Light Orchestra frontman, good songwriter/producer/multi instrumentalist.
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
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