wichita's definitions

310

The old Datsun that is rusting in my back yard.

I have a 26 year old Datsun 310 that is no longer driveable

by wichita June 11, 2006

Last Stage of Death

The true meaning of the acronym LSD. Anyone who has had a bad experience with LSD knows this.

I took a four way hit of acid and thought I would never come back. It was like the Last Stage of Death.

by wichita August 5, 2006

Lick Bush

Bill Clinton did it. Al Gore almost did it. John Kerry didn't do it. Now Bush is almost gone anyway, licked by time, one might say.

Can anybody lick Bush? Bill Clinton Did!

by wichita February 28, 2009

scow

A type of boat of very simple design. Characterized by a flat bottom, tapered up at the bow and stern, with a rectangular plan form. Generally symmetrical in appearance, it may have a rudder at the stern, be of nearly any size and can be powered by just about anything ever used on a boat, from oars to sails to steam and internal combustion engines. Many barges are essentially un-powered scows.

I use my scow to traverse inland lakes and streams.

by wichita October 31, 2008

you can go in dog shit, dingle balls

A phrase that can be used when one wants someone to leave, now, esp. if that someone is being annoying to the point of asking for a serious ass beating.

Annoying person: "give me something of value and I will go in peace"

person being annoyed: "you can go in dog shit, dingle balls, I've heard about enough out of you."

by wichita November 11, 2006

Cylons

Noun, plural. Singular: Cylon.

A bio-mechanical race of workers developed in a distant part of the galaxy by humans not of terrestrial origin. Forced to work as slaves, the Cylons eventually turned on their creators and nearly destroyed them before a cease fire was called.

The Cylons continued to evolve, and the latest versions are nearly identical to humans and may be able to mate and reproduce with them.

Still angry about their past treatment, the Cylons have once again set out to destroy all humans everywhere.

The Cylons are about to attack, are you prepared to die?

by wichita October 28, 2006

Subaru Telescope

Subaru is an 8.2 meter (27.06 foot) optical-infrared telescope located at the summit of Maun Kea in Hawaii. It is operated by the National Astronomical Observatory of Japan (NAOJ). On the internet, visit www.naoj.org for more information.

The Subaru Telescope is one of the largest telescopes ever built.

by wichita July 3, 2006