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Fahrt

German word meaning run, ride or drive. It has no scatological reference in the German language.
Stupid Americans believe that fahrt is the same as fart, but it is not. Quit being stupid, Americans.
by wichita August 7, 2006
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pond scum

What's the lowest thing you can think of? Pond scum! What could be the answer to the energy crisis? Pond scum! Turns out that algae (pond scum) is an excellent source of vegetable oil, which can be turned into bio-diesel and used in place of petroleum based diesel fuel. What a bargain!
1st person: Hey, let's start an algae farm and get in on the pond scum business before it even starts!

2nd person: Huh? WTF?!
by wichita May 7, 2008
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slam sandwich

A sandwich that is made by taking 2 pieces of bread and slamming them together, without any other ingredients. Most commonly this would be done by someone who has little or no money.
Hey, I found 2 pieces of bread in the dumpster, time for a slam sandwich!
by wichita February 6, 2008
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the big one

It's the one people always talk about, the mythical/legendary big one. why isn't it already defined?
Refers to anything big, a big piece of food, a big sex organ, a big butt, or anything else that is big.
Hah! He bit the big one!
by wichita March 17, 2008
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dead in a ditch

Where you will end up if you don't listen to your mother; The place where family and friends will start imagining some loved one is if that loved one is significantly late.
If you don't start listening to me you will end up dead in a ditch!!!;
We all thought Bobbi Sue was dead in a ditch when she was 3 days late getting back from college.
by wichita February 9, 2008
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Cylons

Noun, plural. Singular: Cylon.

A bio-mechanical race of workers developed in a distant part of the galaxy by humans not of terrestrial origin. Forced to work as slaves, the Cylons eventually turned on their creators and nearly destroyed them before a cease fire was called.

The Cylons continued to evolve, and the latest versions are nearly identical to humans and may be able to mate and reproduce with them.

Still angry about their past treatment, the Cylons have once again set out to destroy all humans everywhere.
The Cylons are about to attack, are you prepared to die?
by wichita October 28, 2006
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Subaru Telescope

Subaru is an 8.2 meter (27.06 foot) optical-infrared telescope located at the summit of Maun Kea in Hawaii. It is operated by the National Astronomical Observatory of Japan (NAOJ). On the internet, visit www.naoj.org for more information.
The Subaru Telescope is one of the largest telescopes ever built.
by wichita July 3, 2006
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