wichita's definitions

Fahrt

German word meaning run, ride or drive. It has no scatological reference in the German language.

Stupid Americans believe that fahrt is the same as fart, but it is not. Quit being stupid, Americans.

by wichita August 7, 2006

pond scum

What's the lowest thing you can think of? Pond scum! What could be the answer to the energy crisis? Pond scum! Turns out that algae (pond scum) is an excellent source of vegetable oil, which can be turned into bio-diesel and used in place of petroleum based diesel fuel. What a bargain!

1st person: Hey, let's start an algae farm and get in on the pond scum business before it even starts!

2nd person: Huh? WTF?!

by wichita May 7, 2008

310

The old Datsun that is rusting in my back yard.

I have a 26 year old Datsun 310 that is no longer driveable

by wichita June 11, 2006

scow

A type of boat of very simple design. Characterized by a flat bottom, tapered up at the bow and stern, with a rectangular plan form. Generally symmetrical in appearance, it may have a rudder at the stern, be of nearly any size and can be powered by just about anything ever used on a boat, from oars to sails to steam and internal combustion engines. Many barges are essentially un-powered scows.

I use my scow to traverse inland lakes and streams.

by wichita October 31, 2008

droopy drawers

A woman with excessively limp buttocks, so much so that they sag noticeably no matter what she is wearing.

Look at those droopy drawers on that gal, don't you want some of that?

by wichita January 14, 2008

Cylons

Noun, plural. Singular: Cylon.

A bio-mechanical race of workers developed in a distant part of the galaxy by humans not of terrestrial origin. Forced to work as slaves, the Cylons eventually turned on their creators and nearly destroyed them before a cease fire was called.

The Cylons continued to evolve, and the latest versions are nearly identical to humans and may be able to mate and reproduce with them.

Still angry about their past treatment, the Cylons have once again set out to destroy all humans everywhere.

The Cylons are about to attack, are you prepared to die?

by wichita October 28, 2006

Subaru Telescope

Subaru is an 8.2 meter (27.06 foot) optical-infrared telescope located at the summit of Maun Kea in Hawaii. It is operated by the National Astronomical Observatory of Japan (NAOJ). On the internet, visit www.naoj.org for more information.

The Subaru Telescope is one of the largest telescopes ever built.

by wichita July 3, 2006