3 definitions by who_dares_wins

Noun

A microscopic parasite which inhabits a humans blood stream, taking the place of oxygen on the red blood cells. Can cause death if left untreated.
Person 1: I've been having some circulation issues recently.
Person 2: Have you been to see a doctor?
Person 1: Yeah. He said I have Haemogoblins.
by who_dares_wins March 2, 2011
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A poor method of recovery when someone highlights your mistake in a sentence.
Person A: "I swear I was born in the wrong century!"
Person B: "You mean 'decade'."
Person A: "...is what I meant to say!"
by who_dares_wins May 29, 2011
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Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!
by who_dares_wins May 22, 2011
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