wheaty's definitions

tender vittles

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.

Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.

by wheaty December 15, 2008

Kogal

Kogal actually means high school girl. The Japanese 'ko' from kokogakkou (highschool) is combined with the english word for girl - gal, or kogal. The Japanese language doesn't have the sounds to properly pronounce gal, so the closest they can come is gyaru or kogyaru.
These kogal all wear cute little uniforms to school and every Japanese man and a whole lot of non-Japanese men jack themselves silly fantasizing about these young ladies.
In Japanese porn movies the girls are almost always kogal in uniforms hence the entry of kogal into the english tongue.

The Japanese high school girls or kogal look pretty hot in those cute little uniforms.

by wheaty May 30, 2005

mangalize

To make a mess of. To bollocks it up. To unintentionally screw something up - but do it on a grand scale.

She was trying to decorate the cake, but mangalized it beyond repair.

by wheaty August 30, 2005

buddah head

Hawaiian slang for a local person of Japanese ancestry. Not considered derogitory. Being termed Buddah head by locals implies acceptance. See Katonk) for Hawaiian slang for mainlander Japanese Americans/Canadians.

See da brudda with the slippers and no shirt? He's not Japanese, he's a buddah head.

by Wheaty July 1, 2005

phowned

Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.

OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!

by wheaty May 8, 2008

thirstage

Same as thirsty, but with different modifiers.

a: You be thirstage?

b: Maximum thirstage.

c. Thirstage like a hot dog.

by wheaty June 4, 2005

festering wound

1. A US Navy club.

2. A dive, mostly frequented by US Sailors.

3. Any place serving liquor in plastic cups and beer in cans to avoid unnecessary lascerations during bar fights. Characterised by chaos, the smell of blood and urine, and loud crappy music, .

The bar at the base in Naples was such a festering wound that the name became the festering wound.

by wheaty June 2, 2005