6 definitions by whateven123

Polikan

SOMEONE YOU DESPISE BUT PRETEND TO LIKE FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE ELSE

I don't see Sally as a friend, but more of a polikan.

by whateven123 November 14, 2016

THE EXACT MOMENT BETWEEN TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY WHEN YOU BEGIN TO HAVE A MIDWEEK CRISIS

I could feel wendtusde approaching and i still hadn't finished any of my assignments

by whateven123 November 14, 2016

WHEN SNOW FALLS AND IS PERFECT AND PURE AND NO-ONE HAS STEPPED IN IT YET

I looked outside and the snow was just so... you know... yioseed!

by whateven123 November 14, 2016

Soft vegan boi who makes good tunes, is secretly tol and super sassy about politics.

I cry about Declan McKenna 2 to 3 times a day

by whateven123 January 22, 2017

A phrase used when someone tells you something as if it is the most pressing matter of the century, when in actual fact nobody cares.

Person 1: oh my god I just broke my nail
Person 2: Tragic.

by whateven123 November 15, 2016

a phrase used when one is confused with what is happening in a situation, or has not heard what another person is saying

a) person 1: did you hear what happened to insert name here

person 2: something happened? wait what?!

b) person 1: inaudible mumbling and yeah

person 2: wait what?!

by whateven123 November 15, 2016