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motherfuckface

1. noun: a mother (specify whose mom), who gets fucked in the face (specify by who), or a verb action of doing this.
2. noun: A person, who fucks a mother (specify whose mother) in the face, or a verb actione of doing this)
3. noun: A very evil way to call something/someone that the caller greatly dislikes.
If one doesn't specify it can get confusing.
Also see fatherfuckface !!!
Your mom got motherfuckfaced last night by me!
Why'd you motherfuckface your mom last night?
You dirty, MFF what do you think you're f-ing doing?
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laquatus

1. A fuckface mofo bastard ho!

2. A homosexual rapist really.
Stay away from his fucking cock, you bitch.
Look at that Laquatus walking by, with a talking pie, stalking, blocking, ass mocking high.

You like to take it from the Laquatus.
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ripping

Exact farting at like the most precise instant moment ever
Man, if I adnt statid ripping da guy da sholy brok me face dooooogg
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rap moblie

A variation of the pimp mobile. This one is used for R.A.P.
Suck it!
M: ...You're bbeiahpp right!
Dr: To the Rapmoblie!
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no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
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shlump

What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?
Go shlump a tree
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fatherfuckface

See motherfuckface, substituting father into mother (dad into mom)
Note you may call a person of any sex a fatherfuckface or motherfuckface.
FFF stands for fatherfuckface
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