agent orange

The package of "cheese" that comes with a box of kraft dinner

Lunch is almost ready, I just need to stir in the agent orange

by wetcoaster May 10, 2010

flamingo

A hockey move, usually performed by forwards trying to play defence. The technique involves raising one leg while the opposing player takes a shot from the point, instead of doing what you are paid to do, which is to block the shot.
The end result is usually a deflection or screening the goalie, thus causing a goal.

Most Swedish and Finnish wingers are very adept at the flamingo move.

Trevor Linden has never used the flamingo move in is life

by wetcoaster July 04, 2007

saskatchewan chrome

another name for the wonder product, duct tape

Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome

by wetcoaster July 08, 2007

Pickle slicer

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

by wetcoaster September 02, 2006

Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006

whack-fuck

This term comes from the fact that average golfers tend so say these 2 words often.
Also a funny joke
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?
A bad golfer goes - whack...fuck!
A bad skydiver goes - Fuck...Whack!

Golfer swings the club -"whack"
Golfer slices into the woods - "fuck!"

I've never taken a whack-fuck lesson in my life but these $1500 set of calloway's should lower my score.

by wetcoaster September 17, 2006

Eskimo bowling

Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians

Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka

by wetcoaster September 01, 2006