wetcoaster's definitions

whack-fuck

This term comes from the fact that average golfers tend so say these 2 words often.
Also a funny joke
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?
A bad golfer goes - whack...fuck!
A bad skydiver goes - Fuck...Whack!

Golfer swings the club -"whack"
Golfer slices into the woods - "fuck!"

I've never taken a whack-fuck lesson in my life but these $1500 set of calloway's should lower my score.

by wetcoaster September 17, 2006

Pickle slicer

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

by wetcoaster September 2, 2006

saskatchewan chrome

another name for the wonder product, duct tape

Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome

by wetcoaster July 8, 2007

Charisma

That single, undescribable, intangible quality that a girl with big jugs has

There was just something about that stripper I saw yesterday, she was just oozing charisma

by wetcoaster June 10, 2010

Surrey sport coat

The ubiquitous cotton plaid jacket, worn predominately by the upper class population of the city of Surrey, BC

Man, dude, we're going to the Dell. The least you could do is wear your Surrey sport coat. We'll probably be on 'To Serve and Protect' tonight

by wetcoaster July 7, 2007

Eskimo bowling

Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians

Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka

by wetcoaster September 1, 2006

Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006