webster's definitions

green lantern

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

FinalFantasyBarret

SK8Origin's Bitch!

by Webster September 14, 2003

Frozen Yogurt

Slang term for a Mexican individual.

Our busboy was a real frozen yogurt.

by Webster June 24, 2004

caps locked

1. the past tense form of "to caps lock"
2. having capitalized something on a keyboard

She caps locked her name when the boy failed to read it the first time.

by webster July 5, 2003

defeted

When you don't win. You lose. Something like the word defeated but different.

Lora totally defeted Heather with the million gold stars she got on her chart.

by Webster January 12, 2005

Nigger in the Woodpile

1. A secret weapon
2. An unsure circumstance in a given situation

This phrase was used, although not widely, in the 60's and has made a comeback in white supremacist groups recently.

1. Team Captain: We're losing badly, what's the plan?
Basketball Coach: Well, they seem to know all of our plays. Let's have "Too Tall" run the #2 pick and roll with "Tiny"
Team Captain: Damn, we've practised all season, no we're finally gonna use the nigger in the woodpile.
2. I've seen the flop, the bend, and the river, and i like my pocket 10's, but something tells me he's got niggers in the woodpile...I fold.

by Webster January 29, 2005

TankHibbard5

Person who is unaware of his surroundings. Likes to be arrogant and thinks they are the best.

AOL screenname used for hacking.

Person or persons who smells funny/

Tankhibbard5: lol wassup?

Random Person: not much here.

Tankhibbard5: kewl kewl, not much goin on here. whatz u up 2

Random Person: Not much I guess.

Tankhibbard: yeah I am so tired from everything i had 2 du today cuz it was lot of work

Random person: um, do you speak english?

Tankhibbard: g2g ttyl cya bye

by Webster December 14, 2004