weave's definitions

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS

to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.

The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.

by weave January 8, 2004

bah- fungoo

Italian Slang: Literally, "go stick it in your ass!" or "Up your ass." Derived from "Va F'anculo," an exclamation of annoyance or contempt.

Ah, bah-fungoo! Go back to your goumada, ya bastid!

by weave March 16, 2003

phony tough and crazy brave

not as crazy and tough as one professes or appears to be; anybody can call themselves a "bad ass," but you have to be able to back it up.

Joe couldn't walk his talk; he was phony tough and crazy brave.

by weave March 19, 2003

bah- fungoo

"go stick it in your ass," "up your ass," "fuck you!"
From Italian, "Va F'anculo"

Ah, bah-fungoo! Back off, faccia bruta!

by weave March 18, 2003

OBSOLAGNIUM

the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age.

My great uncle Bucksnort did not display any signs of obsolagnium whatsoever. At age 96, he was putting the blocks to Aunt Mabel like a jackrabbit on steroids.

by weave September 21, 2003

STOONAD/STUNAD

stupid, out of one's mind

You wanna challenge Mike Tyson to a bare-knuckled round of fisticuffs? Whaddaya, fuckin stoonad?

by weave November 8, 2003

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

the consideration or estimation of something as useless or valueless.

My wife's floccinaucinihilipilification
of money was readily apparent. She would just as soon spend it all before I made it.

by weave September 15, 2003