weave's definitions

poontang pie

the vagina

As you are all cognizant of, there are many slices of pie from which to choose...apple pie, coconut custard pie, Boston Creme pie, lemon meringue pie, pizza pie, but nothing is better than a nice succulent slice of the ol'
poontang pie!!!

by weave March 20, 2003

HYPERMAMMIFEROUS

having big titties; also can be used within the context of "breast implants."

My girlfriend was so flat, that her breasts look like two fried eggs on a wall. Shortly after her breast augmentation, she transformed into a hypermammiferous harlot!

by weave September 28, 2003

TRIORCHID

a man who has three nuggets in his bean bag; a man with 3 testicles.

My uncle had three times the reproductive powers of any man I know. The sumbitch had three prairie oysters in his nugget pouch!

by weave September 15, 2003

briskets

the female breasts

Look at the briskets on Pamela, wow!!!

by weave March 21, 2003

COWHEAD

an individual whose colossal cranial circumference is beyond the norm and, therefore, "off the charts," a melon head, an elephant head.

Look at that mother-fuckin' cowhead; his noggin is the size of St. Patrick's Cathedral!

by weave October 8, 2003

MICROPHALLUS

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic

In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.

by weave September 21, 2003

RUB THE BACON

to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.

John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.

by weave August 22, 2003