weave's definitions

SUPERNACULUM

literally, "to the last drop." to drink to the last drop.

When I was a young buck, I could put away the beer. Shit, I used to drink supernaculum.

by weave September 22, 2003

CLUSTERFIST

an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.

My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.

by weave September 22, 2003

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

by weave March 26, 2003

CALLIMAMMAPYGIAN

A grandiose adjective used to describe when a woman possesses both the finest tits and ass known to mankind.

Callipygous (KAL-uh-PYE-gus), or its linguistic cousin, Callipygian (KAL-uh-PIJ-ee-in), describe a well-shaped, beautiful ass. Callicolpian (KAL-ih-KOHL-pee-in) is an adjective meaning, "beautiful tits." When you amalgamate the three, you come up with the unbeatable feminine combination of Callimammapygian.

There is nothing more fulfilling than a callimammapygian goddess gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated. Would ya concur?

by weave August 27, 2003

jabroni

a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person

Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?

by weave March 18, 2003

WEAVE

to daydream to such a degree as to be momentarily unaware of your immediate surroundings; to get lost in thought; to drift off mentally, albeit briefly.

Everything was thoroughly explained to Joe at the meeting, yet he said he wasn't aware of a thing that was said. The sumbitch was probably weaving!

Joe is such a weave!

by weave September 28, 2003

Cousin

a term of friendly address to another
This is probably the greatest of all terms coined by V.R. at an upstate supermarket chain in Albany, NY.

Hey, cousin! You're nothin' more than a nickel-dickin' sidewinder!

by weave July 16, 2003