by weave March 18, 2003
Get the homogenized persuasionmug. the entrance to the asshole; the ringlike imprints that form the anal lining; essentially, one's shitblaster or fart box.
After ramming the biatch in her slimy hatchet wound, I flipped her over and crammed 8 inches in her 10-ring!
by weave July 23, 2003
Get the TEN RINGmug. He said that her vagina was so tight that it felt like it had a headlock on his manhood. When I had her, it felt like I was flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon. He's full of shizzle, unless he's hung like a show dog!
by weave October 25, 2003
Get the FULL OF SHIZZLEmug. after vigorously pumping your ol' lady while on top of her, the oxygen in the room gets funneled up between your butt cheeks and suctioned within. After the deed is done, you lay on your back beside her and begin to flatulate incessantly. This condition is called a "pof," or post-orgasmic fart.
After riding roughshod all over her tail last night, I was suddenly afflicted with an overwhelming bout of breezy acres, or post-ejaculatory flatulations.
by weave September 07, 2003
Get the BREEZY ACRESmug. an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.
My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.
his carcass.
by weave September 22, 2003
Get the CLUSTERFISTmug. OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.
by weave March 26, 2003
Get the OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.mug. the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."
When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.
by weave September 01, 2003
Get the SOCK SNOTmug.