weave's definitions

ass clown

an unmitigated fool or jerk; a sad sack; a tool or goof.

Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!

by weave March 19, 2003

mohair knickers

describes quite the pelt, a very hairy vagina.

Tell her to groom the mohair knickers;
looks like she's ready to sprout cucumbers and tomatoes outta that thing!

by weave March 19, 2003

flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).

He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!

by weave March 19, 2003

MATTRESS MUNCHER

a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.

Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!

by weave September 7, 2003

it's all academic

all but over; the outcome is a given or certainty; a done deal

After Tyson's uppercut to his adversary, it was all academic!

by weave March 19, 2003

MICROPHALLUS

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic

In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.

by weave September 21, 2003

DIRT SLEEVE

the asshole

My girlfriend, Anal Alice, would rather take it up the dirt sleeve than the love canal. Christ, her leather donut had the circumference of a soda can, and then some!

by weave November 10, 2003