191 definitions by weave
a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person
OR: a naive, inexperienced person
Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?
by weave March 19, 2003
that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 23, 2003
Either walk your talk and prove your worth or toughness, or keep your pie hole shut and get the hell outta town.
Keep running your mouth...either rise to the occasion and let me thrash your ass when I grab that stack of dimes you call a neck, or refrain from further trash talk. Take your pick!!
by weave March 25, 2003
by weave March 28, 2003
by weave March 28, 2003
an individual whose colossal cranial circumference is beyond the norm and, therefore, "off the charts," a melon head, an elephant head.
by weave October 8, 2003