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strada chocolata

When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.
by weave March 24, 2003
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FOLLICALLY-CHALLENGED

bald; variant spelling and pronunciation of "follicularly challenged," only this spelling and pronunciation looks and sounds better.
The follically-challenged look on today's men is quite widespread, and aesthetically appealing to the fairer sex.
by weave August 22, 2003
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courteous fart

A courteous fart is one that is loudly audible but leaves absolutely no smell.
Jon let loose this massive courteous fart. Weird thing is, there was no smell!
by Weave November 22, 2004
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GOODER THAN GRITS

a phrase uttered by those inarticulate, cornbred-fed, finger-flippin', beer-sippin', gas-pumpin', tobacco-chewin',trailer-dwellin', inbred white trash that describes something that is great.
Mary Jo said that sex with her Uncle Clyde was gooder than grits.
by weave September 20, 2003
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TEN RING

the entrance to the asshole; the ringlike imprints that form the anal lining; essentially, one's shitblaster or fart box.
After ramming the biatch in her slimy hatchet wound, I flipped her over and crammed 8 inches in her 10-ring!
by weave July 23, 2003
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homogenized persuasion

a member of the "homogenized persuasion" is gay, homosexual, queer, light in the loafers.
I couldn't believe that Rock Hudson was actually of the homogenized persuasion.
by weave March 18, 2003
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leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)
My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!
by weave March 16, 2003
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