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EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
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NISUS

the strenuous physical exertion, usually accompanied by some degree of grunting, while sitting on the hopper, and forcing out a stanky, steamy loaf.
This morning upon awakening, I ever-so-gingerly lowered my rompers, sat on the throne, and experienced some vein-popping nisus -- thought my fuckin' eyes were gonna pop out of my sockets!
by weave September 17, 2003
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MOMO (ALSO MO-MO)

a moron or idiot; a goof, tool, ass clown; botard; asstard
The guy is such a momo that Id like to beat him like left-handed, red-headed stepchild.
by weave March 27, 2003
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GENETIC JACKHAMMER

(said of a man) a prolific fornicator or fuckster who produces an abundant amount of children;
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
With 11 children, 26 grandchildren, and 7 great grandchildren, I must say that Bob must have been quite the genetic jackhammer in his day.
by weave September 1, 2003
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IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."
by weave September 17, 2003
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LETHIFEROUS

She administered a lethiferous dose of arsenic to his meatloaf. Sumbitch 'toed up' and she glommed all his money and headed for the tall timber.
by weave September 22, 2003
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OPHELIMITY

the aptitude or ability to fulfill and please one's sex partner
If most men rated Carmen Electra's ophelimity on a scale from 1 to 10, I bet they'd say 15!
by weave September 21, 2003
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