weave's definitions

STINK KNOT

the leather donut or asshole, the chocolate starfish.

Last night, I squirted a boatload of astroglide onto my girlfriend's stink knot.

by weave November 10, 2003

punk'd

fooled, tricked, made the butt of a practical joke

by weave May 25, 2003

MEZZA MEZZA

so-so, not good or bad, average, in the middle, comme ci comme ca; Of Italian origin.

When I asked my Italian Aunt Sophia, who, by the way, sported more hair on her upper lip than Tom Selleck, how she was feeling, she responded, "Mezza mezza."

by weave November 8, 2003

IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."

EXAMPLE: Cobleskill, NY.

by weave September 17, 2003

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

MOMO (ALSO MO-MO)

a moron or idiot; a goof, tool, ass clown; botard; asstard

The guy is such a momo that Id like to beat him like left-handed, red-headed stepchild.

by weave March 27, 2003

NISUS

the strenuous physical exertion, usually accompanied by some degree of grunting, while sitting on the hopper, and forcing out a stanky, steamy loaf.

This morning upon awakening, I ever-so-gingerly lowered my rompers, sat on the throne, and experienced some vein-popping nisus -- thought my fuckin' eyes were gonna pop out of my sockets!

by weave September 17, 2003