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that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
Get the EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER mug.the strenuous physical exertion, usually accompanied by some degree of grunting, while sitting on the hopper, and forcing out a stanky, steamy loaf.
This morning upon awakening, I ever-so-gingerly lowered my rompers, sat on the throne, and experienced some vein-popping nisus -- thought my fuckin' eyes were gonna pop out of my sockets!
by weave September 17, 2003
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Get the MOMO (ALSO MO-MO) mug.(said of a man) a prolific fornicator or fuckster who produces an abundant amount of children;
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
With 11 children, 26 grandchildren, and 7 great grandchildren, I must say that Bob must have been quite the genetic jackhammer in his day.
by weave September 1, 2003
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EXAMPLE: Cobleskill, NY.
by weave September 17, 2003
Get the IT'S ALL RELATIVE mug.She administered a lethiferous dose of arsenic to his meatloaf. Sumbitch 'toed up' and she glommed all his money and headed for the tall timber.
by weave September 22, 2003
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