weave's definitions

LOCUPLETATIVE

having the tendency to enrich by increasing some desirable quality or attribute

I was forced to endure another locupletative sermon about the evils of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

by weave September 22, 2003

HOB

a beer or brewski, a lager, a draft.

Last night after work, the boys and I went out and consumed a few hobs.

by weave August 25, 2003

CURPLE

the rump, derriere, buttocks, fundament.

If the new product "The Butt Toner" claims to reshape the hips, thighs, and curple, his ol' lady better jump on the bandwagon now. Christ, she's got a curple so big, that if she had to haul that fat ass of hers, she'd have to make two trips!

by weave September 7, 2003

Park One's Yacht In Hair Harbor

to have sexual intercourse with a member of the fairer sex.

I think I'm going to go home tonight and pat the old lady on the ass and park the ol' yacht in hair harbor. Deal!

by weave March 24, 2003

PARSLEY PATCH

the female pubic hair

My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!

by weave March 27, 2003

rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb)

(noun): a punch or kick south of the belt buckle; a low blow to the testicles

A rochambeau is tantamount to testicular discomfort. She rochambeaued him for being unfaithful to her.

by weave March 16, 2003

MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.

He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.

by weave July 23, 2003