weave's definitions

homogenized persuasion

a member of the "homogenized persuasion" is gay, homosexual, queer, light in the loafers.

I couldn't believe that Rock Hudson was actually of the homogenized persuasion.

by weave March 18, 2003

leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)

My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!

by weave March 16, 2003

SOUP BONES

used to make refernce to someone's hands or fingers. Also called "meathooks."

Wouldn't wanna get hit by that sumbitch! Look at the size of those soup bones!

by weave October 7, 2003

strada chocolata

the asshole; leather donut

When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.

by weave March 24, 2003

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

SLOBBERKNOCKER

a fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook!

At the local watering hole, the bachelor party erupted into a good old fashioned, Grade-A slobberknocker amongst the drunken friends, as fists flew and teeth became airborne.

by weave October 28, 2003

IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."

EXAMPLE: Cobleskill, NY.

by weave September 17, 2003