weave's definitions

leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)

My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!

by weave March 16, 2003

homogenized persuasion

a member of the "homogenized persuasion" is gay, homosexual, queer, light in the loafers.

I couldn't believe that Rock Hudson was actually of the homogenized persuasion.

by weave March 18, 2003

strada chocolata

the asshole; leather donut

When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.

by weave March 24, 2003

rochambeau (noun), rochambeaued (verb)

(noun): a punch or kick south of the belt buckle; a low blow to the testicles

A rochambeau is tantamount to testicular discomfort. She rochambeaued him for being unfaithful to her.

by weave March 16, 2003

HOB

a beer or brewski, a lager, a draft.

Last night after work, the boys and I went out and consumed a few hobs.

by weave August 25, 2003

Park One's Yacht In Hair Harbor

to have sexual intercourse with a member of the fairer sex.

I think I'm going to go home tonight and pat the old lady on the ass and park the ol' yacht in hair harbor. Deal!

by weave March 24, 2003

CURPLE

the rump, derriere, buttocks, fundament.

If the new product "The Butt Toner" claims to reshape the hips, thighs, and curple, his ol' lady better jump on the bandwagon now. Christ, she's got a curple so big, that if she had to haul that fat ass of hers, she'd have to make two trips!

by weave September 7, 2003