191 definitions by weave
not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!
by weave October 26, 2003
A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.
by weave November 6, 2003
When I asked my Italian Aunt Sophia, who, by the way, sported more hair on her upper lip than Tom Selleck, how she was feeling, she responded, "Mezza mezza."
by weave November 8, 2003
the criteria that dictates whether or not a girl is scroggable (fuckable).
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
That chick in the mall with the inch and a half nipples punching holes through her blouse and buns of steel definitely ranks the highest on my scroggability index.
by weave March 28, 2003
At the photo shoot, the model was scantily-clad, and was undoubtedly displaying her wares. The photographer was packin' more meat than a slaughterhouse!
by weave October 7, 2003
by weave March 17, 2003
If the new product "The Butt Toner" claims to reshape the hips, thighs, and curple, his ol' lady better jump on the bandwagon now. Christ, she's got a curple so big, that if she had to haul that fat ass of hers, she'd have to make two trips!
by weave September 8, 2003