8 definitions by watermelawn
Rednecks who actually have a viable source of income. They do not live in trailer parks, but you might find them in small country towns in all 50 states. They could be farmers, Lawndogs etc.
by watermelawn March 14, 2017
A weapon created when a person shoves their turd into a sock and swings it as hard as possible and hits his enemy to their eventual demise. The harder/drier the turd, the tougher the Jackhammer. Another reason Tallahassee is known for its infamous nickname of "Tallanasty" and we can't have nice things in this dump of a town.
Randy pooped in his sock to make a Tallahassee Jackhammer and hit Steve in the head, causing a concussion.
by watermelawn March 17, 2017
A sausagefest masquerading as a "University" in the small town of Mankato, MN. This is primarily a party school for the kin folk in the upper midwest and elsewhere. High rate of STD's and alcohol poisoning. Sucks in sports and sucks in academics. The school mascot is a bull named "Stomper". A fucking BULL! I say that's BULL-SHIT! Fuck you, Stomper!
Brian: Hey Travis, did you get accepted in the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities?
Travis: Nah, man, they rejected me coz my SAT's were shit
Brian: Looks like your only option is Minnesota State University, Mankato.
Travis: That fucking sucks.
Travis: Nah, man, they rejected me coz my SAT's were shit
Brian: Looks like your only option is Minnesota State University, Mankato.
Travis: That fucking sucks.
by watermelawn March 17, 2017
A mixture of a woman's cum and period blood during that special time of the month. Happens while giving an oral lick. Very famous among the folks south of the Mason-Dixon Line, particularly Mississippi
When Byron performed a labia-lick on Blanche, she cummed and squirted a hot mess of Mississippi Moonshine in his mouth.
by watermelawn March 8, 2017
a poem reading competition who primary participants are white people, specifically grown up white boys and basic white girls. Does not take much talent as it's a white people version of a rap battle.
Tyler: Hi girl, what you doing tonight?
Brittany: Goin to a Poetry slam, bitch
Tyler: Oh we'll do some great drugs after it gets over cuz we have no life!
Brittany: Goin to a Poetry slam, bitch
Tyler: Oh we'll do some great drugs after it gets over cuz we have no life!
by watermelawn April 14, 2016
The act of lowering one's heavy and sweaty balls into their lover's mouth. Famous in the fine metropolis of Jacksonville, FL and the surrounding beach communities.
Daryl: Dude I was working construction on Nocatee and this whore came up to me asking for a $20
Merle: what did ya do?
Daryl: I fed her my Florida Potstickers!
Merle: Sounds like love at first bite!
Merle: what did ya do?
Daryl: I fed her my Florida Potstickers!
Merle: Sounds like love at first bite!
by watermelawn March 11, 2017
by watermelawn February 19, 2017