6 definitions by warwagon1979

Dilated Butthole

A butthole which is enlarged as an indication of an impending bowel movement.

I could tell my dog has to poop because they had a Dilated Butthole.

by warwagon1979 October 7, 2020

When 2 people of the opposite sex, who aren't physically attracted to each other, fuck simply because they're horny.

by warwagon1979 April 10, 2016

Blame everything on Trump. (It's Trump's Fault)

My Car won't start, this is Wakjak!
God i'm so fat, this is Wakjak!

by warwagon1979 August 10, 2017

When you first get into a cold bed, under the covers and start rubbing your legs together to get warm

by warwagon1979 December 29, 2016

A slow mechanical hard drive someone's operating system is installed onto.

I have a fast computer with an SSD, I see your slow computer is still using a shit spinner.

by warwagon1979 February 17, 2022

Joe : Aw man that fart felt great
Bob: He just had an ISIS Fart.

by warwagon1979 November 8, 2017