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jerzite

Those assholes from new jersey making your life miserable.
Look at that trash all over our neighborhood. Those jerzite assholes are killing us.”
“Indeed they are. Unable to deal with their own refuse they afflict us all.”
by war-n May 10, 2018
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crazy bomb

dropping a person tripping on hallucinogenic drugs off somewhere. usually to the dismay of their roommates.
yo, i just dropped a crazy bomb off. watch out for xavier, he's gone.
by war-n August 10, 2012
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headsupdate

When keeping someone up-to-date on a situation also involves alerting them to an upcoming development.
BLUE?!?! It's halfway done and now they want it to be blue? Thanks for the headsupdate DICK!

"YO! Headsupdate! She knows and is lookin for your ass right now!"

"Here's a Headsupdate for y'all, shit's gettin real outside!"
by war-n October 9, 2020
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hopping the fence

changing the gender of your usual sexual partner, just to see if the grass is greener.
"did you hear jacky and marie broke up?"
"really?"
"yeah marie cheated on her with some dude"

"no shit"
"yeah so then jacky wound up hopping the fence herself just to see what cock was all about"
"wow. what did she think?"
"meh."
by war-n September 10, 2014
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Yoke of Shame

The lifelong burden you bear as a testament to your misguided behavior.
“that’s gonna hang on you bro. heavy is your Yoke of Shame”
by war-n August 11, 2022
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vapid pie

Besides the nice-looking crust, it's an otherwise empty pie. Akin to the nothingburger, it is the crown dish served up by know-nothing, empty promise makin' shit talkin' motherfuckers.
"oooooh no! you ain't gonna serve me up none of that vapid pie asshole, I want my motherfuckin money in cash!"
"Said he had it all locked down, turns out he just served us a vapid pie and left."
"sweet deal he said, once in a lifetime... now I'm choking on vapid pie."
by war-n January 11, 2019
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industrial diarrhea

having the shits of work
"bob was pissed when he left for lunch today, i don't think he'll be back"
"oh yeah?"
"yeah, said he had a bad case of industrial diarrhea"
by war-n September 10, 2014
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