war-n's definitions

Yoke of Shame

The lifelong burden you bear as a testament to your misguided behavior.

“that’s gonna hang on you bro. heavy is your Yoke of Shame”

by war-n August 11, 2022

whoopi the hutt

The gurgling, chuckling, shuffling, shouting mound on the left hand side of the screen during “The View”

“BRUH! whoopi the hutt flopping on the screen!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP WHOOPI YOU FUCKING HUTT!!!!

“Did you hear that ignorant-ass Whoopi the Hutt yesterday?!?!???”

by war-n November 20, 2021

whoopi the hutt

The chuckling, shouting mound on the left hand side of the screen during “The View”

“BRUH! whoopi the hutt flooping on the screen.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP WHOOPI!”

by war-n November 19, 2021

headsupdate

When keeping someone up-to-date on a situation also involves alerting them to an upcoming development.

BLUE?!?! It's halfway done and now they want it to be blue? Thanks for the headsupdate DICK!

"YO! Headsupdate! She knows and is lookin for your ass right now!"

"Here's a Headsupdate for y'all, shit's gettin real outside!"

by war-n October 9, 2020

looting curious

When a person leaves there own home town to travel to demonstrations in large cities because they may want to dabble in looting. Not willing to break windows in their own suburban neighborhoods, these people will absolutely raid a foot locker in the capitol city. Because their own regular lives are rather docile, they lack an emotional impetus. These people feel emboldened by crowds of sincerely angry people and will only join in, not start looting.

"You think that dude would just throw that brick already and go get them kicks, those cops won't do shit"
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."

"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."

by war-n June 5, 2020

tangible environmentalism

Improving the environment in ways that are readily apparent to the average person.

"I'm stuck in traffic burning gasoline going nowhere because you are concerned about the rainforest? Why don't you pick up that trash you're stepping over and do some TANGIBLE environmentalism ASSHOLE!!"

by war-n April 19, 2020

Dutch Nod

When you are out in public spaces, (most often your local farmer's market and/or auction, diner, luncheonette, or fire company social quarters) somewhere in south central Pennsylvania, and you notice you are being watched by an old man who does nothing more than give you a barely perceptible nod (perhaps squinting a bit as well), letting you know you are "O.K." and accepted.

"hey man you sure we are gonna be ok walking into this place? It looks rough."
"Yeah man, that old dude gave me the Dutch Nod walking in"
"Really??? That guy gave me the finger!!"
"Well then.... you're fucked"

by war-n March 14, 2019