war-n's definitions

review guilt

the twinge of guilt felt after making yet another purchase decision from amazon based on customer reviews, knowing full well that you yourself have never contributed a review. this is a distinctly first-world problem... you selfish prick.

"So after reading four bad reviews in the last six months i decided not to buy that router, but now i have this review guilt because i won't help other lazy assholes like myself. "
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"

by war-n March 13, 2019

organic communication

taking the time to speak to someone face to face instead of telling them via text.

organic communication motherfucker! say that shit to my face!

by war-n January 18, 2015

industrial diarrhea

having the shits of work

"bob was pissed when he left for lunch today, i don't think he'll be back"
"oh yeah?"
"yeah, said he had a bad case of industrial diarrhea"

by war-n September 10, 2014

vapid pie

Besides the nice-looking crust, it's an otherwise empty pie. Akin to the nothingburger, it is the crown dish served up by know-nothing, empty promise makin' shit talkin' motherfuckers.

"oooooh no! you ain't gonna serve me up none of that vapid pie asshole, I want my motherfuckin money in cash!"
"Said he had it all locked down, turns out he just served us a vapid pie and left."
"sweet deal he said, once in a lifetime... now I'm choking on vapid pie."

by war-n January 11, 2019

looting curious

When a person leaves there own home town to travel to demonstrations in large cities because they may want to dabble in looting. Not willing to break windows in their own suburban neighborhoods, these people will absolutely raid a foot locker in the capitol city. Because their own regular lives are rather docile, they lack an emotional impetus. These people feel emboldened by crowds of sincerely angry people and will only join in, not start looting.

"You think that dude would just throw that brick already and go get them kicks, those cops won't do shit"
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."

"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."

by war-n June 5, 2020

hopping the fence

changing the gender of your usual sexual partner, just to see if the grass is greener.

"did you hear jacky and marie broke up?"
"really?"
"yeah marie cheated on her with some dude"

"no shit"
"yeah so then jacky wound up hopping the fence herself just to see what cock was all about"
"wow. what did she think?"
"meh."

by war-n September 10, 2014

Yoke of Shame

The lifelong burden you bear as a testament to your misguided behavior.

“that’s gonna hang on you bro. heavy is your Yoke of Shame”

by war-n August 11, 2022