war-n's definitions

jerzite

Those assholes from new jersey making your life miserable.

“Look at that trash all over our neighborhood. Those jerzite assholes are killing us.”
“Indeed they are. Unable to deal with their own refuse they afflict us all.”

by war-n May 10, 2018

crazy bomb

dropping a person tripping on hallucinogenic drugs off somewhere. usually to the dismay of their roommates.

yo, i just dropped a crazy bomb off. watch out for xavier, he's gone.

by war-n August 10, 2012

irrefutable witness

The footage from my now priceless body/dash cam(s) given to Law Enforcement Officials and cleared me of bullshit claims. Fuck yea irrefutable! Say somethin. You can't, because irrefutable.

"They said I did what?? Take a long look at the footage from my irrefutable witness son son, that's all straight bull shee-it."
"Ahah, I got an irrefutable witness 24-7, so you best gets a steppin' to find some offs to fuck"

by war-n January 6, 2019

looting curious

When a person leaves there own home town to travel to demonstrations in large cities because they may want to dabble in looting. Not willing to break windows in their own suburban neighborhoods, these people will absolutely raid a foot locker in the capitol city. Because their own regular lives are rather docile, they lack an emotional impetus. These people feel emboldened by crowds of sincerely angry people and will only join in, not start looting.

"You think that dude would just throw that brick already and go get them kicks, those cops won't do shit"
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."

"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."

by war-n June 5, 2020

hopping the fence

changing the gender of your usual sexual partner, just to see if the grass is greener.

"did you hear jacky and marie broke up?"
"really?"
"yeah marie cheated on her with some dude"

"no shit"
"yeah so then jacky wound up hopping the fence herself just to see what cock was all about"
"wow. what did she think?"
"meh."

by war-n September 10, 2014

Yoke of Shame

The lifelong burden you bear as a testament to your misguided behavior.

“that’s gonna hang on you bro. heavy is your Yoke of Shame”

by war-n August 11, 2022

headsupdate

When keeping someone up-to-date on a situation also involves alerting them to an upcoming development.

BLUE?!?! It's halfway done and now they want it to be blue? Thanks for the headsupdate DICK!

"YO! Headsupdate! She knows and is lookin for your ass right now!"

"Here's a Headsupdate for y'all, shit's gettin real outside!"

by war-n October 9, 2020