23 definitions by walterc
At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.
by walterc April 9, 2013
by walterc February 9, 2015
When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.
"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."
by walterc February 8, 2015
A tissue that-is used first to blow your nose, placed on the bedside table, then later re-used to wipe up jizz from jacking off.
by walterc February 7, 2015
when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.
by walterc February 10, 2015
When you combine the styles of Bjork (or a generally Icelandic Elven type look) with Smurftones, most often by dying your hair a blue smurfberry color or wearing smurf blue makeup.
"These rave girls all be dying their hair blue and gettin' that Bjorf} look. Know what I'm talking bout?"
by walterc March 12, 2015
An ignorant liberal- usually with sleeve tattoos, piercings, and a hipster-like beard - willing to wait hours on line at brunch spots to pay $40 for a scrambled egg.
Doug is a straight up fool. He got thatMickey Mouse tattoo on his neck, and he's a brunchliner at any place that will serve his filthy ass.
by walterc February 4, 2015