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brunchliner

An ignorant liberal- usually with sleeve tattoos, piercings, and a hipster-like beard - willing to wait hours on line at brunch spots to pay $40 for a scrambled egg.
Doug is a straight up fool. He got thatMickey Mouse tattoo on his neck, and he's a brunchliner at any place that will serve his filthy ass.
by walterc February 4, 2015
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dicksplain

Next level mansplaining. When mansplaining is ineffective, something may have to be dicksplained directly with dick.
Chuck was known for mansplaining things to his wife, and even occasionally veered into dicksplaining on more difficult topics.
by walterc June 28, 2025
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Bjorf

When you combine the styles of Bjork (or a generally Icelandic Elven type look) with Smurftones, most often by dying your hair a blue smurfberry color or wearing smurf blue makeup.
"These rave girls all be dying their hair blue and gettin' that Bjorf} look. Know what I'm talking bout?"
by walterc March 11, 2015
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blewok

Boobie Dixon, running back for the Buffalo Bills, is a straight up blewok.
by walterc November 13, 2014
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testiclify

to testify to the truth of something upon ones testicles. if a man is proven to have lied after testiclifying, his testicles shall be removed
by walterc August 4, 2023
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ahipstoriginal

a dirty hipster that exhibits all the derivative body decorations of an aboriginal: big ear lobe disks, bullring, tattoos, high cut off shorts, nappy unkempt hair etc...also, like all hipsters, highly unoriginal.
Brody got those earlobe UFO's now, so he's looking like the rest of the ahipstoriginal people now.
by walterc February 4, 2015
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chewbacca crotch

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.
Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.
by walterc February 9, 2015
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