oyster flaps

ragged and/or loose vagina lips

At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.

by walterc April 09, 2013

travel clam

a portable pocket pussy

Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 09, 2015

ass on blast

farting too much, too loud, and too stinky

Damn I can't even be in the same house as Fred. His ass on blast 24/7.

by walterc February 16, 2015

jizzue

A tissue that-is used first to blow your nose, placed on the bedside table, then later re-used to wipe up jizz from jacking off.

I would be very careful where you sit if you go into Tim's room, it's always littered with jizzues.

by walterc February 07, 2015

blewok

a black ewok

Boobie Dixon, running back for the Buffalo Bills, is a straight up blewok.

by walterc November 14, 2014

ahipstoriginal

a dirty hipster that exhibits all the derivative body decorations of an aboriginal: big ear lobe disks, bullring, tattoos, high cut off shorts, nappy unkempt hair etc...also, like all hipsters, highly unoriginal.

Brody got those earlobe UFO's now, so he's looking like the rest of the ahipstoriginal people now.

by walterc February 04, 2015

ahipstoriginal

a dirty hipster that exhibits all the derivative body decorations of an aboriginal: big ear lobe disks, bullring, tattoos, high cut off shorts, nappy unkempt hair etc...also, like all hipsters, highly unoriginal.

Brody got those earlobe UFO's now, so he's looking like the rest of the ahipstoriginal people now.

by walterc February 04, 2015