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jummi

dies schweiser ist jummi.
by waffle December 2, 2003
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honeytrap

A government which promises poor people the money of the rich if the help them in a bloody coupe, after which the peasants find themselves under the heel of a totalitarian regime and are unable to do anything about it.
USSR, China, Cuba, ceausescu etc
by waffle November 26, 2003
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does a little dance

A third person statement about an action carried out by the speaker to denote the recent performance of rhythmitic movement in the appropriate manner which is according to the second from lowest possible degree of assessment.
n00b: omg I just installed lunix for wind0ws!!
n00b: *does a little dance*
by waffle March 29, 2004
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whatevs

A word used by well built verile men who frequently bed 10-13 women each week, compared to those who have come to think "whatevs" is nerdy, due to sheer stupidity, whom resort to homosexuality as they cannot get laid.
Active homosexuals whom regularly accept male sexual organs into their rectum.
by waffle May 13, 2005
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jahovas witness

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.
I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.
by waffle April 8, 2004
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liberty

The belief that no one should prevent people from influencing each other and that people should be able to express opinions and ideas without being oppressed.
I think that the government sux.

I have not been prevented from saying this, my government adheres to the values of liberty.
by waffle October 3, 2003
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subjective

A person who does not use perception in order to determine the reality he percieves.
Muslims
Jew
Hindus
Buddhists
Christians

and many more!
by waffle October 20, 2003
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