jahovas witness

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

by waffle April 08, 2004

brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.

I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.

by waffle August 09, 2003

querdo

some one that is gay or likes to pack the fudge and is a weirdo.

All those guys on Queer Eye For The Strait Guy are QUERDOS.

by waffle March 24, 2004

u

Mathematical formula proving that other people are less important than the controlling individual.

You is less than myself.

ch00b: I r teh l33t
|=46: u r geigh
ch00b: u < i, i > geigh } u < teh über geigh
ch00b: therefore you must be b00ted o_o
|=46 has left the conversation
ch00b: OMG I r teh l33t rofl

by waffle December 02, 2003

steam engine

First utilisation of the link between industry, science, wealth and progress.

Product of western civilisation that the chinese, oddly, did not create despite 600 years of peace and 3 times as much population.

The rocket (first train)

by waffle October 13, 2003

sieg heil

victory salvation

find a nazi

by waffle November 19, 2003

kthx

A polite way of asking a question or exo-completing a statement.

Üb3R: pleese can i have sum chocylat kthx
ch00b: omg u r lame stfu kthx
Üb3R: no u r mean and i happen to be an 3l33t hacc0r
ch00b: hahaha n00b, u cannot hacc0r i ph0r i r gold host
ch00b: omg me b00t j00
Üb3R has left the conversation
Üb3R has joined the conversation
ch00b has left the conversation
Üb3R has made Üb3R an owner
Üb3R: pwned
Üb3R: kthx
dbzn00b: omg i ph33r =O

by waffle September 22, 2003