waffle's definitions

jahovas witness

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

by waffle April 8, 2004

brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.

I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.

by waffle August 9, 2003

steam engine

First utilisation of the link between industry, science, wealth and progress.

Product of western civilisation that the chinese, oddly, did not create despite 600 years of peace and 3 times as much population.

The rocket (first train)

by waffle October 13, 2003

sieg heil

victory salvation

find a nazi

by waffle November 19, 2003

mailbomb

mail bomb without space

used by jews as hebrew does not have spaces

don'topenparcelstheymightbemailbombs

by waffle September 30, 2003

take it to the house

An insruction or prefix of: the taking of something to the house in question.

Take it to the house. kthx

by waffle September 22, 2003

buttfaG

A derogatory term describing a homosexual who engages in anal sex with other men or with a strap on dildo with other women.

see downlow jig

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words

by waffle August 7, 2004