Urban Dictionary: Definitions by waffle

brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.

I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.

by waffle August 9, 2003

u<i

Mathematical formula proving that other people are less important than the controlling individual.

You is less than myself.

ch00b: I r teh l33t
|=46: u r geigh
ch00b: u < i, i > geigh } u < teh über geigh
ch00b: therefore you must be b00ted o_o
|=46 has left the conversation
ch00b: OMG I r teh l33t rofl

by waffle December 2, 2003

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Get the u<imug.

twinkle

The image of a star which is temporarily blocked by gases, giving the impression that the star momentarily burnt out then reignited

wait till night, look up

by waffle September 30, 2003

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Get the twinklemug.

take it to the house

An insruction or prefix of: the taking of something to the house in question.

Take it to the house. kthx

by waffle September 22, 2003

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Get the take it to the housemug.

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

by waffle April 8, 2004

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