waffle's definitions

i>u

Mathematical formula, which proves that a person's sole purpose is to justify his own egotism.

I>U

I is greater than U

L33t_h0x4ar: I>U
ch00b: OMG N00B AAH U LIE
L33t_h0x4ar has left the conversation
Ch00b: rofl xO pwned

by waffle December 2, 2003

dogma

Something which is considerred the absolute truth.

Usually without any philosophical argument or evidence.

religion

by waffle October 9, 2003

Fear

Stems from stupidity, leads to anger.

I am afraid of supporting liberty as it will make it difficult to avoid being killed by the government.

by waffle November 12, 2003

enl33tenment

A period in history where people went from n00bs to l33t.

The U.S. enterred the enl33tenment as early as 1978, followed by the U.K. in 1979 and Japan and Germany in 1982.

North Korea r n00b, they have not yet enterred the enl33tenment.

by waffle March 26, 2004

Anger

Stems from fear, leads to hate.

The desire to punhish other sentient beings who you consider to be harming your position.

I am going to overthrow my government as they wish for me to willingly starve to death and allow my friends and family to be executed.

by waffle November 12, 2003

battle of the booties

Rival black girl bands, who use their booties to gain popularity instead of their singing talent.

mtv base

by waffle August 23, 2003

snuggle head

Soone who is sleepy and just wants to snuggle up to somone and fall asleep.

A fluffy head to aid snugglement.

You are so floppy, you are such a snuggle head.

I require snuggles, pass me my snuggle head.

by waffle September 30, 2003