waffle's definitions

whatevs

A word used by well built verile men who frequently bed 10-13 women each week, compared to those who have come to think "whatevs" is nerdy, due to sheer stupidity, whom resort to homosexuality as they cannot get laid.

Active homosexuals whom regularly accept male sexual organs into their rectum.

by waffle May 13, 2005

liberty

The belief that no one should prevent people from influencing each other and that people should be able to express opinions and ideas without being oppressed.

I think that the government sux.

I have not been prevented from saying this, my government adheres to the values of liberty.

by waffle October 3, 2003

agnosticism

The acceptance that you do not know the answers to certian impossible questions.

dude: What is the unified field theory?
Polythiest: GODS + GODDESSES DID IT!!!
Monotheist: GOD DID IT!!!
Atheist: IT DOESN'T EXIST!!!
Agnostic : I don't know.

by waffle October 3, 2003

brave new world

book by some anti-totalitarianist

Warns against the creation of a new world order.

Be vigilant people!

hey i remember this book it was by uh... that dude

george orwell??

by waffle September 30, 2003

Episode 3

The episode of star wars that will never be aired.

n/a

by waffle September 30, 2003

Christmas

New years celebration dating back to the stone age in europe. When the Catholics decided to convert dark age europe to christianity, they decided to claim that jesus was born on the same day they celebrate new years day and tell them to assume that new years day was a week later.

25th of December

by waffle October 23, 2003

does a little dance

A third person statement about an action carried out by the speaker to denote the recent performance of rhythmitic movement in the appropriate manner which is according to the second from lowest possible degree of assessment.

n00b: omg I just installed lunix for wind0ws!!
n00b: *does a little dance*

by waffle March 29, 2004