waffle's definitions

whatevs

A word used by well built verile men who frequently bed 10-13 women each week, compared to those who have come to think "whatevs" is nerdy, due to sheer stupidity, whom resort to homosexuality as they cannot get laid.

Active homosexuals whom regularly accept male sexual organs into their rectum.

by waffle May 13, 2005

Christmas

New years celebration dating back to the stone age in europe. When the Catholics decided to convert dark age europe to christianity, they decided to claim that jesus was born on the same day they celebrate new years day and tell them to assume that new years day was a week later.

25th of December

by waffle October 23, 2003

does a little dance

A third person statement about an action carried out by the speaker to denote the recent performance of rhythmitic movement in the appropriate manner which is according to the second from lowest possible degree of assessment.

n00b: omg I just installed lunix for wind0ws!!
n00b: *does a little dance*

by waffle March 29, 2004

Anger

Stems from fear, leads to hate.

The desire to punhish other sentient beings who you consider to be harming your position.

I am going to overthrow my government as they wish for me to willingly starve to death and allow my friends and family to be executed.

by waffle November 12, 2003

Episode 3

The episode of star wars that will never be aired.

n/a

by waffle September 30, 2003

brave new world

book by some anti-totalitarianist

Warns against the creation of a new world order.

Be vigilant people!

hey i remember this book it was by uh... that dude

george orwell??

by waffle September 30, 2003

u<i

Mathematical formula proving that other people are less important than the controlling individual.

You is less than myself.

ch00b: I r teh l33t
|=46: u r geigh
ch00b: u < i, i > geigh } u < teh über geigh
ch00b: therefore you must be b00ted o_o
|=46 has left the conversation
ch00b: OMG I r teh l33t rofl

by waffle December 2, 2003