waffle's definitions

i>u

Mathematical formula, which proves that a person's sole purpose is to justify his own egotism.

I>U

I is greater than U

L33t_h0x4ar: I>U
ch00b: OMG N00B AAH U LIE
L33t_h0x4ar has left the conversation
Ch00b: rofl xO pwned

by waffle December 2, 2003

dogma

Something which is considerred the absolute truth.

Usually without any philosophical argument or evidence.

religion

by waffle October 9, 2003

jahovas witness

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

by waffle April 8, 2004

Episode 3

The episode of star wars that will never be aired.

n/a

by waffle September 30, 2003

brave new world

book by some anti-totalitarianist

Warns against the creation of a new world order.

Be vigilant people!

hey i remember this book it was by uh... that dude

george orwell??

by waffle September 30, 2003

take it to the house

An insruction or prefix of: the taking of something to the house in question.

Take it to the house. kthx

by waffle September 22, 2003

snuggly

A measure of the warmth and comfort gained from an object if it were to be snuggle hugged.

That crocodile is not very snuggly.
That teddy bear is very snuggly.

by waffle November 3, 2003