waffle's definitions

jahovas witness

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

by waffle April 8, 2004

steam engine

First utilisation of the link between industry, science, wealth and progress.

Product of western civilisation that the chinese, oddly, did not create despite 600 years of peace and 3 times as much population.

The rocket (first train)

by waffle October 13, 2003

delicious pie

something of which a lack of would create chaos

see the madness avenger game

by waffle October 13, 2003

explosion

Rapidly expanding heat and gas and/or plasma.

Usually caused by chemical or nuclear reactions, but can also have many other causes such as the release of pressurised gas.

Spend a week in baghdad or go to an active quarry for examples.

by waffle October 16, 2003

frugal

An intelligent participator in the economy.


for the retards

A person who spends money.

Exxo is very frugal, they funded the bush' adminstration's next election funds in return for the conquerring of Iraq for Iraq's oil.

by waffle October 17, 2003

subjective

A person who does not use perception in order to determine the reality he percieves.

Muslims
Jew
Hindus
Buddhists
Christians

and many more!

by waffle October 20, 2003

Christmas

New years celebration dating back to the stone age in europe. When the Catholics decided to convert dark age europe to christianity, they decided to claim that jesus was born on the same day they celebrate new years day and tell them to assume that new years day was a week later.

25th of December

by waffle October 23, 2003