45 definitions by waffle

agnosticism

The acceptance that you do not know the answers to certian impossible questions.

dude: What is the unified field theory?
Polythiest: GODS + GODDESSES DID IT!!!
Monotheist: GOD DID IT!!!
Atheist: IT DOESN'T EXIST!!!
Agnostic : I don't know.

by waffle October 3, 2003

honeytrap

A government which promises poor people the money of the rich if the help them in a bloody coupe, after which the peasants find themselves under the heel of a totalitarian regime and are unable to do anything about it.

USSR, China, Cuba, ceausescu etc

by waffle November 26, 2003

brave new world

book by some anti-totalitarianist

Warns against the creation of a new world order.

Be vigilant people!

hey i remember this book it was by uh... that dude

george orwell??

by waffle October 1, 2003

sieg heil

victory salvation

find a nazi

by waffle November 19, 2003

subtle

To imply something lightly so that people think it but you have not directly said something.

I liketo chop a segment out of a melon and put the segment aside, i then like to lick the pink inside of the melon and drink it's juices. I was wonderring if i could do the same with you sometime?

by waffle October 9, 2003

liberty

The belief that no one should prevent people from influencing each other and that people should be able to express opinions and ideas without being oppressed.

I think that the government sux.

I have not been prevented from saying this, my government adheres to the values of liberty.

by waffle October 3, 2003

jahovas witness

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

by waffle April 9, 2004