waffle's definitions

twinkle

The image of a star which is temporarily blocked by gases, giving the impression that the star momentarily burnt out then reignited

wait till night, look up

by waffle September 30, 2003

townie

The kids who live in a town where a prep school is located, but don't attend that school. Usually middle-class white kids, often seen driving a crappy car with crappy music blaring, dressed like they're straight outta Compton, or attempting to sell crack to preps. This might hold true for all towns where prep schools are, or just in Vermont.

Oh, look at him, he's GANGSTA.....no wait, this is Vermont, cancel that...what a stupid townie.

by waffle April 27, 2004

life

To be an organism with an almost supernaturally complex chemical-biological system.

To be sentient.

A period of time that an organism is
biologically active.

bacteria-humans

by waffle October 3, 2003

i>u

Mathematical formula, which proves that a person's sole purpose is to justify his own egotism.

I>U

I is greater than U

L33t_h0x4ar: I>U
ch00b: OMG N00B AAH U LIE
L33t_h0x4ar has left the conversation
Ch00b: rofl xO pwned

by waffle December 2, 2003

dogma

Something which is considerred the absolute truth.

Usually without any philosophical argument or evidence.

religion

by waffle October 9, 2003

enl33tenment

A period in history where people went from n00bs to l33t.

The U.S. enterred the enl33tenment as early as 1978, followed by the U.K. in 1979 and Japan and Germany in 1982.

North Korea r n00b, they have not yet enterred the enl33tenment.

by waffle March 26, 2004

explosion

Rapidly expanding heat and gas and/or plasma.

Usually caused by chemical or nuclear reactions, but can also have many other causes such as the release of pressurised gas.

Spend a week in baghdad or go to an active quarry for examples.

by waffle October 16, 2003