w00t's definitions

Grass Cut

Having a girlfriend or sexual partner stolen by a friend.

man, i bought him a beer and he still grass cut me. she was a crystal anyway.

by w00t February 8, 2005

santa

While is commonly believed to be a large jolly man giving presents to small children, he is actually Satan. see: Satan. This fact is obvious based upon how Santa is spelled the same as Satan, only the letters are switched.

"oh dear god! It's Satan come to make people forget the real meaning of christmas by dressing up in a red suit and giving kids gifts!"

by w00t December 30, 2003

Lacan

A Pirate with a higher intellect then usual pirates. Tends to be a smartass most of the time.

That Lacan made fun of me.

by w00t October 25, 2004

3D

Dudley Death Drop
a move from WWE

D-Von and Buh Buh Are sizing up for the 3D!!!!

by w00t January 7, 2004

eshold1

Slang for fat wanker, dumbass, or anything retarded.

Man, that guy is such an eshold1.

by w00t August 27, 2003

localhost

The adress who point at your computer from your computer (loopback) kinda like 127.0.0.1

Some Windows program connect to localhost, and if you have a firewall enabled, you could get alert saying that something want to connect to localhost

DUDE, there is a guy named localhost who is trying to hack me!!!!!

by w00t March 2, 2004

1337

nobody knows the true origin of it
many make up stories and others listen to them
everybody here seem to think they are better than somebody who speaks 1337
N00BZ

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by w00t July 23, 2006