vulvahammer's definitions
by vulvahammer May 28, 2010
Get the schlong fondlermug. Unbelievably unreliable piece of shit game console created by Microsoft. 65% Failure rate pretty much says it all. Possibly the worst electronic device of all time. If you are thinking about buying a Shitbox 360, save yourself the time and misery and just flush a few hundred dollars down the toilet and jam a cinder block up your own ass.
Dude 1_my xbox 360 quit working AGAIN!
Dude 2_what's that now, like 5 times that's happened? that's what you get for buying a shitbox 360 though.
Dude 2_what's that now, like 5 times that's happened? that's what you get for buying a shitbox 360 though.
by VulvaHammer October 16, 2010
Get the Shitbox 360mug. a sexual move that involves sneaking up behind a girl and laying your junk on her shoulder and squawking like a parrot in a loud and obnoxious tone.
My girlfriend was typing a paper last night and it was the perfect opportunity to whip my junk out, perch it on her shoulder and squawk like a parrot. Hence, the ugly parrot.
by vulvahammer October 22, 2009
Get the ugly parrotmug.