vududady's definitions

ixplicatives

The tongue tied or redneck pronunciation for "expletives."

Boy! I am trying to stop swearing! Don't make me start using ixplicatives!

by vududady September 29, 2012

computer slave

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.

What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.

by vududady January 6, 2017

comb-overlord

1) A dictatorial, balding boss with a bad comb-over and a mean disposition.
2) A small handed, orange skinned, wild-haired political leader an emotional tirade.

3) Donald trump on a good hair day.

Dude, did you see our comb-overlord in that press interview? Yeah, his hair was out of control!

by vududady February 17, 2017

Questimony

To provide testimony while questioning a witness. To present evidence witnesses have to respond to and which must be considered in the court record while asking witnesses questions. A way of introducing evidence or content and leading witness testimony in court while examining or cross-examining witnesses.

The defense lawyer was testifying in court by using questimony of witnesses.

by vududady November 11, 2016

slumic

slumic

A concatenation of the words slum and scenic intended to describe:
1. When a formerly beautiful and scenic location is transformed into a complete slum
2. A view of a location characterized by extreme or overwhelming poverty and filth

Have you seen Paris lately? Yeah, I saw it on the news and it is absolutely slumic and covered in trash and filth.

by vududady February 25, 2017

infosexy

One with strong information security qualifications or a beautiful woman working in information security.

1. Have you seen that hacker's resume? Yeah, the dude has got skillz and his resume is infosexy!

2. Did you see that new hot girl on that information security red team? Yeah; she is seriously infosexy!

by vududady January 4, 2017

catastructive

A contraction for catastrophic destruction. An event so unimaginably disastrous that no single word describes it. An end of the world as we know it scenario.

The major breach exercise we are doing this year is profoundly catastructive; I hope we never face it for real!

by vududady August 19, 2017