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Missionista

1. A militant religious missionary who will stop at nothing to invade your space and prove that his religion is right and your beliefs are wrong.

2. Any missionary that is rude and starts arguments instead of sharing ideas.
Person 1: You are going to hell for not believing the same as we believe; any intelligent person should be able to understand this.

Person 2: Hey man, don't be such a missionista!
by vududady January 27, 2012
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computer slave

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.
What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.
by vududady January 6, 2017
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comb-overlord

1) A dictatorial, balding boss with a bad comb-over and a mean disposition.
2) A small handed, orange skinned, wild-haired political leader an emotional tirade.

3) Donald trump on a good hair day.
Dude, did you see our comb-overlord in that press interview? Yeah, his hair was out of control!
by vududady February 17, 2017
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Questimony

To provide testimony while questioning a witness. To present evidence witnesses have to respond to and which must be considered in the court record while asking witnesses questions. A way of introducing evidence or content and leading witness testimony in court while examining or cross-examining witnesses.
The defense lawyer was testifying in court by using questimony of witnesses.
by vududady November 11, 2016
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hotlinking

Surfing prospective Linked-In connections for hot chicks and adding them if they are attractive enough. The Linked-In equivalent to "hot or not."
Dude, I was hotlinking and connected with 10 smoking babes yesterday!
by vududady August 18, 2017
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Dosomethingism

1. A mental disorder characterized by the compulsive urge to do or change something, even though everything is going just fine.

2. The deranged mental state induced by the concept or belief that change for the sake of change is good.
Example 1:
Person 1: Kenneth left the message board; now what should we do with his private forums and groups he created?
Person 2: Lets make them all public and reorganize them in a different way. Maybe we should split them up between different forums.
Person 3: You are both crazy and suffering from dosomethingism! Those forums were fine before and are fine now! Leave them alone!

Example 2:
Person 1: The network ranges at our various sites are non-sequential. We need to re-IP our entire network so that there are no empty network ranges in between the segments.
Person 2: Are you crazy? Do you know how much downtime that could cause? You must be suffering from dosomethingism and you are probably a Democrat! Go see a shrink!
by vududady December 30, 2011
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Latter Day Ain't

A non-devout / faux member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. A Jack Mormon. One who is Mormon by culture, but does not have a testimony of the church or who does not live by its precepts.
Person 1: Dude! Can you believe that Jack is a Mormon and he voted for Obama and against Proposition 8?

Person 2: Yeah. Jack is total Latter Day Ain't!
by vududady October 4, 2012
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