To boldly proclaim without adequate knowledge or proper English. When a guy in a wheel chair rises up and tries to make a profound point.
by vududady November 09, 2011

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.
2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.
3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.
2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.
3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.
Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?
Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!
Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!
by vududady January 27, 2012

by vududady November 09, 2011

One with strong information security qualifications or a beautiful woman working in information security.
1. Have you seen that hacker's resume? Yeah, the dude has got skillz and his resume is infosexy!
2. Did you see that new hot girl on that information security red team? Yeah; she is seriously infosexy!
2. Did you see that new hot girl on that information security red team? Yeah; she is seriously infosexy!
by vududady January 04, 2017

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.
What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.
by vududady January 06, 2017

slumic
A concatenation of the words slum and scenic intended to describe:
1. When a formerly beautiful and scenic location is transformed into a complete slum
2. A view of a location characterized by extreme or overwhelming poverty and filth
A concatenation of the words slum and scenic intended to describe:
1. When a formerly beautiful and scenic location is transformed into a complete slum
2. A view of a location characterized by extreme or overwhelming poverty and filth
Have you seen Paris lately? Yeah, I saw it on the news and it is absolutely slumic and covered in trash and filth.
by vududady February 25, 2017

A contraction for catastrophic destruction. An event so unimaginably disastrous that no single word describes it. An end of the world as we know it scenario.
The major breach exercise we are doing this year is profoundly catastructive; I hope we never face it for real!
by vududady August 19, 2017
