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This may be a term that some people in a certain area call a vagina that is experiencing her monthly messenger - her period. It may resemble the form of a slice of NYC style pizza with a red - rosa - tint.
Antony: Hey! I hear you may have some rough times tonight! Hearts out, man!"
Johnny: "Yo! What are you on about?"
Antony: "I heard from Mary that your girl is serving up a piece of pizza rosa this weekend. Sorry, bro."
Johnny: "Wow! You are a tool that has no purpose. We've kissed. We're takin' it slow....BRO!"
Johnny: "Yo! What are you on about?"
Antony: "I heard from Mary that your girl is serving up a piece of pizza rosa this weekend. Sorry, bro."
Johnny: "Wow! You are a tool that has no purpose. We've kissed. We're takin' it slow....BRO!"
by von groovy August 5, 2024
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Get the interwent mug.The quality of having fat hanging over the front and the back of one's jeans or skirt. Not an attractive quality on anyone.
Bernie knew that his beer belly would not attract any ladies, but he felt proud of the fact that at least he wasn't chubs and flubs.
by von groovy September 1, 2017
Get the chubs and flubs mug.When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.
Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.
by von groovy June 22, 2019
Get the the cave of no return mug.Joel was sipping on his coffee when a lady with some serious presentation strolled in the cafe. He gawked at what was exposed in her tank-top and declared, "Cleavage is your friend! Coffee for everybody on me - including Chesty MacDoogal!!!"
by von groovy May 3, 2019
Get the cleavage is your friend! mug.These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
by von groovy July 2, 2024
Get the emotional gymnastics mug.After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.
Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"
Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"
Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
by von groovy June 26, 2024
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