von groovy's definitions

lickled

the act of getting tickled by someone's tongue

Sandy loved getting lickled

by von groovy September 15, 2019

first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

by von groovy February 28, 2019

social "just us" glory whore

A person who only views social issues from their side and always tries to get all the attention for themselves and not the issue.

Ceci would not shut up about how the social injustice of racism negatively impacted her commute to work and how she has worked to make things better for everyone. She was viewed as a social "just us" glory whore by those she claimed to defend but refused to give a ride to on her way to work - she wouldn't let them in her car.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

Whine on

The phrase one can utter when someone starts whining about things that are so minor. This is similar to "fish on" when someone lands a fish or whatever on a fishing line. However, that is seen as positive and exciting while this is seen as soooooooo annoying....

Polly: "And then the waitress came back WITHOUT my cucumbers on the side!"
Brandy: "Whine on!"
Sebastian: "You're fierce, Brandy! Polly, can you be anymore negative? Cucumbers. Cucumbers..."

by von groovy August 9, 2024

licorice disc

a vinyl record.

Shawn was amped to get home and play his new licorice disc because his mom would hate it

by von groovy May 31, 2019

drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.

Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

by von groovy June 28, 2024