von groovy's definitions

kissapointed

The experience of kissing someone after a big build up and not getting turned on and feeling disappointed. This feeling should indicate that any further romantic activity will be a let down too.

After months of flirting and waiting, Emmy finally got to make out with Eton. The overwhelmingly negative feeling she had could only be defined as kissapointed. She abruptly stopped and remarked that she may vomit which caused him to run in the other direction.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

heard between the words

Not unlike read between the lines, but it is what is verbally implied. It's typically important but sensitive.

Darry: Hey! Have you heard about Jessie?"
Danica: "Word! She's in a mess!"
Darry: "I heard between the words that Larry in on point."
Danica: "Oh my lovin' Lord! Stay away!!!!"

by von groovy September 23, 2024

that's better

What someone says to themselves after they've sexually satisfied themselves.

Wife: (whispers to herself) "that's better."
Husband: (Wakes up and looks at wife) "What'd you say? Are you talking in your sleep?"
Wife: (acting as if waking up) "Oh. I guess I was."

by von groovy June 29, 2017

assent

Similar to the verb ascent, but specific to when mounting up on a sweet ass to make some magic from behind.

Harry: See Keri over there? Walking away and taking all eyes with her?
Alec: Yep! Are those jorts?
Harry: Doesn't matter. I swear I am gonna assent on her after the concert Friday!

by von groovy August 27, 2017

leftover water

Human urine. It's what we don't need and is what's leftover. I know there are some people who are into the "waterworks" but let's not get on about that just yet.

All afternoon, Kathy was drinking a 2 liter of diet soda with a straw and eating smoked salmon much to the displeasure of her coworkers. The only time they felt better was when she when to provide the toilet with her leftover water.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

comedy of terrors

When a series of mishandled events happen wherein each successive event is more horrific than the previous one.

Candy remarked that she thought forgetting her credit card would not have been that big of a deal to buy some smokes that night. Little did she know it would set off a comedy of terrors where she would have to prostitute herself to a chlamydia-riddled Albanian transvestite in front of her father just to get her car out of impound to rescue the infant in her trunk.

by von groovy May 19, 2017

vanishing horizon

Why your future, of course. It's all ending and there's no chance that it won't.

Gabe began to punch holes in his wall after having another sad dream. As he made hole after hole he screamed, "God damn this vanishing horizon!"

by von groovy June 26, 2024