von groovy's definitions

brought the beast

The act of truly behaving like a wild beast during sex which both pleases and harms the other.

Leona was terrified to crawl out of bed and walk to the kitchen in front of Lewis. She knew she would not be able to walk normally and it would be painful since he really brought the beast tonight. She's have to wait until he fell asleep to get the ice pack out of the freezer.

by von groovy June 25, 2017

shaiming

The act of aiming humiliation and negativity towards someone in order to shame them. Or you could just call it being shitty.

Abigail had been shaiming at Mollie all night long. Mollie wasn't having it and started shaiming back. Abigail felt so ashamed her heaving crying led to her puking into her purse. Mollie sat amused and victorious.

by von groovy August 12, 2019

6th grade disappointment

The type of disappointment that you feel like your life is over, it is end times and you are feeling so desperate that there will be no tomorrow.

Cynthia saw that Brian had liked Shannon's post about violent Koala bears. She felt the wrath of 6th grade disappointment as an 11th grader and began her exploration of depression and self-medication.

by von groovy August 27, 2017

Ink in the Pink

Tattoos in the genital region

Barry finally got the forearm anchor he wanted Saturday. When he returned home his mom asked him if he got any "ink in the pink." He shamefully said no...

by von groovy June 28, 2019

sheshine

The glow you have after spending time around the girl you love.

Hans: "Damn! Mitchie sure looks happy today!"
Mateo: "Yes, he does. He was around that girl he adores this morning."
Hans: "Ah! He's got that sheshine so bright I need sunglasses!"
Mateo: " I wish I was capable of feelings."
Hans: "Smile, nothing matters."

by von groovy June 20, 2024

heine hymen

The final symbolic vestige of integrity and dignity that people have before they allow their "backyard" to become a playground for others' body parts, various tools, and terrified rodents. It's the anal maidenhead.

Muriel: Gee Whiz, Cindy! Sit down! You're acting like you have ants in your pants!
Cindy: Oh, Muriel! I let Salvatore do things to me last night and I can't sit down. It's horrible!
Muriel: So he finally took your heine hymen! He'll never respect you again and probably told all the fellas by now. At least that's what he did to me...

by von groovy June 6, 2017

beer death experience

The point in the night or early morning that one cannot taste the flavor of the beer they are drinking because they have drank so many. It is very unfortunate.

Laura's recent beer death experience truly caused her to rethink her choices and she returned to simply getting stoned.

by von groovy August 4, 2017