207 definitions by von groovy
Salvator was enjoying his lemonade when Sheila strolled by. His copulation compass began to head erotic north and his mind filled with nasty thoughts.
by von groovy July 20, 2017
the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body
Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!
by von groovy June 15, 2019
a vinyl record.
by von groovy June 1, 2019
Someone's internet identity that is defined by their online friends, followers, and such. By obtaining many influential contacts, people's online identity can be very different than their real world one.
While working as a janitor at a gym, skinny Benji often felt humiliated by the muscle-bound meatheads and never thought to flirt with the sexy ladies in person, but due to his selective and sought after friends and followers online, due to his ifriendity he was seen as a ladies' man with a great career.
by von groovy August 18, 2017
Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.
Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"
by von groovy April 28, 2019
Mark: Me and Margie were gettin' some love gettin's last night and that's why I forgot to get the paper. Sorry, mom.
Mom: That's okay. I still got FOX. We all gotta get our love!
Mom: That's okay. I still got FOX. We all gotta get our love!
by von groovy June 16, 2017
Cassie quit playing show and tell after her friend's took and posted pics of her passed out drunk on her front lawn
by von groovy March 8, 2019