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Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.
by von groovy August 8, 2017
Get the smooth as sandpaper mug.The experience of kissing someone after a big build up and not getting turned on and feeling disappointed. This feeling should indicate that any further romantic activity will be a let down too.
After months of flirting and waiting, Emmy finally got to make out with Eton. The overwhelmingly negative feeling she had could only be defined as kissapointed. She abruptly stopped and remarked that she may vomit which caused him to run in the other direction.
by von groovy August 8, 2017
Get the kissapointed mug.A way to categorize someone who is of two or more races when it requires too much effort to list all of them. It is not meant to be negative.
At show n' tell, Carlos was asked by his 3rd grade teacher at his new school in Iowa where his heritage was from. Instead of listing peoples from 4 continents he cheerfully said. "I'm mixedallaneous!"
by von groovy August 11, 2017
Get the mixedallaneous mug.The act of posting things online in order to brag about how great one's life is in order to drag down others. Some people's days consist of nothing but braggin' and draggin'.
After he covered his bleeding nose with his shirt, Topher asked Tina why she had broken his nose. Tina spit on him and muttered, "Your braggin' and draggin' days are over, bitch!!
by von groovy August 11, 2017
Get the braggin' and draggin' mug.A shorter way of describing people who you are "friends" within an online sense only. Your social media companions. You go through your lives together online but not in person.
Jerry: That woman over there is looking at you like she knows you. Do you know her?
Gerry: She looks familiar. (scrolls through phone) Yeah, we're friends online.
Jerry: Do you want to go over and say hi?
Gerry: Nope. She just one of my many somecomps. We don't really hang out in the real world.
Gerry: She looks familiar. (scrolls through phone) Yeah, we're friends online.
Jerry: Do you want to go over and say hi?
Gerry: Nope. She just one of my many somecomps. We don't really hang out in the real world.
by von groovy August 12, 2017
Get the somecomps mug.A phrase to insult someone who is dumber than a piece of shit. While being born in a barn may say someone is simple or dumb, born in a bunghole means something much worse.
Uncle Larry: Reggie, did you throw out your sister's dirty diapers?
Reggie: Yep. I put 'em in the 'fridge to keep 'em from stinkin' up the house.
Uncle Larry: Were you born in a bunghole? I told you to stick 'em under the bed!
Reggie: Yep. I put 'em in the 'fridge to keep 'em from stinkin' up the house.
Uncle Larry: Were you born in a bunghole? I told you to stick 'em under the bed!
by von groovy August 18, 2017
Get the born in a bunghole mug.Someone's internet identity that is defined by their online friends, followers, and such. By obtaining many influential contacts, people's online identity can be very different than their real world one.
While working as a janitor at a gym, skinny Benji often felt humiliated by the muscle-bound meatheads and never thought to flirt with the sexy ladies in person, but due to his selective and sought after friends and followers online, due to his ifriendity he was seen as a ladies' man with a great career.
by von groovy August 18, 2017
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