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all hearts

This is a phrase you communicate to someone letting them know that you unconditionally support them. Simple really.
Louisa: "Hey! I'm really trying to get all of this work done. I'm so stressed!"
Al: "Hey! Whatever you need, I'll help! All hearts!!!"
Louisa: "You kind bastard! All hearts to you too!"
by von groovy October 12, 2024
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shit-ass fuck stick

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis
by von groovy September 14, 2019
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jacksnot

Another term for semen. It's the snot that is produced from jacking off.
Dez was freaked out as him mom came into his room just as finished rockin' it. He immediately put his hands covered in jacksnot behind his back hoping she would not want a goodnight hug.
by von groovy September 15, 2017
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mazel toss

The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.
Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.
by von groovy May 27, 2017
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laughtime

This term applies to anytime you may be laughing in your life. It can be for moments or hours. I enjoy laughing so I am always trying to make my time laughtime. It can seen as a play upon lifetime
Benny: "I can't get over how bad my day has been."
Cory: "What the problem is? Have you forgotten to tell yourself jokes. Everyday is for laughtime, you miserable bastard."
Benny: "Yeah, that's right. I do have some knock knock jokes I can tell myself when I'm not crying. I'm such a mess!"
Cory: "Yes, you are. Now remind me what time are we robbing the liquor store?"
by von groovy August 25, 2024
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sockless season

Depends on where you live, but the time of year where you can go without socks in shoes, sandals, or be barefoot most of the time. Unless you've got the stench foot rot, it's a groovy time of year!
Jeremy read the weather forecast and then laughed at his sock drawer and said, "Shut up, BITCH!!! It's sockless season for months and I'll see you in October."
by von groovy May 2, 2019
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to speak in cursive

The way of speaking where every word flows out in a poetic and passionate manner. To speak in this way can be used to seduce potential lovers.
Violet thought that Brett was a bore until he began to speak in cursive to her and soon she was ready to give in to him.
by von groovy August 4, 2017
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