Definitions by von groovy
pleasure spigot
This can represent many things that release pleasure and do not have to represent genitalia. Choose your own!
Naomi needed a release. She thought about that certain someone and began polishing her pleasure spigot. Afterwards, she felt much more calm and relaxed. The other riders on the bus were experiencing different emotions, however.
pleasure spigot by von groovy October 27, 2024
Best in Bitch
Yes, this is the award or term designated to the person who is the best and biggest bitch of the bunch. Something maybe to be proud of...something maybe not to be proud of.
As Cassie had given some handlove to her married boss, intentionally avoided paying her fair share of the dinner tab with her friends, and slept in through her goddaughter's first birthday party, her friends and family awarded her "Best in Bitch" for the year. As predicted, she acted like she had won the trophy years ago....
Best in Bitch by von groovy October 13, 2024
ale mail
This the term for communications sent via email or text while under the influence of ale or other alcoholic beverages. They are typically not a good or even okay idea and lead to negative outcomes.
Barry was despondent when he awoke terribly hungover and read the response from Linda ending their relationship. He knew he should not have sent that ale mail last night, but he did anyway cause he a drunk ass with huge insecurities.
ale mail by von groovy October 12, 2024
all hearts
This is a phrase you communicate to someone letting them know that you unconditionally support them. Simple really.
Louisa: "Hey! I'm really trying to get all of this work done. I'm so stressed!"
Al: "Hey! Whatever you need, I'll help! All hearts!!!"
Louisa: "You kind bastard! All hearts to you too!"
Al: "Hey! Whatever you need, I'll help! All hearts!!!"
Louisa: "You kind bastard! All hearts to you too!"
all hearts by von groovy October 12, 2024
habitor
Oscar: "Hey! Did you hear about Nate?"
Jones: "Yep! He's in the mix on the mellow meth. I'm worried. His girl Mariah is sure no help."
Oscar: "It's only a matter of time before he becomes a habitor and we won't be able to trust him. I can't wait!!!"
Jones: "Yep! He's in the mix on the mellow meth. I'm worried. His girl Mariah is sure no help."
Oscar: "It's only a matter of time before he becomes a habitor and we won't be able to trust him. I can't wait!!!"
habitor by von groovy September 28, 2024
mellow meth
Lacey: :Hey! I heard Mariah is having some major issues and has turned herself into a habitor."
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"
Kerry: "Huh? What's a habitor? All I know is that she's taking way too many xanny bars a day."
Lacey: "Yeah, that's what I mean. She's all hooked on mellow meth now. It's terrible. And what's worse, she won't share!"
mellow meth by von groovy September 28, 2024
heard between the words
Not unlike read between the lines, but it is what is verbally implied. It's typically important but sensitive.
Darry: Hey! Have you heard about Jessie?"
Danica: "Word! She's in a mess!"
Darry: "I heard between the words that Larry in on point."
Danica: "Oh my lovin' Lord! Stay away!!!!"
Danica: "Word! She's in a mess!"
Darry: "I heard between the words that Larry in on point."
Danica: "Oh my lovin' Lord! Stay away!!!!"
heard between the words by von groovy September 23, 2024