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A bbq restaurant or meat-themed festival where the celebration of meat eating is beyond enthusiastic.
Kelsie could not get over all the meat options at her city's 4th of July celebration. The carnivore carnival had alligator snoots, rattlesnake fingers, and road runner legs.
by von groovy July 31, 2017
Get the carnivore carnival mug.Russ: "Hey! Did I tell you about my new sourdough baguette recipe yet? It's delicious!"
Buck: "Why no you have not. Have I shown you my new boots? They fit as well as my tongue into a sweet hole!"
Russ and Buck in unison: "Boots 'n Buns!"
Buck: "Why no you have not. Have I shown you my new boots? They fit as well as my tongue into a sweet hole!"
Russ and Buck in unison: "Boots 'n Buns!"
by von groovy June 20, 2024
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After strolling through the garment district during fashion week, Nigel went home and used his drool to give himself a firm, secular handshake.
by von groovy May 26, 2017
Get the secular handshake mug.Barry saw a hottie who smelled like raspberries and he looked at his right hand and knew a handtasy was happening.
by von groovy June 9, 2019
Get the handtasy mug.When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.
by von groovy March 24, 2019
Get the the rectangle of life mug.A color/skin tone that has been created in the U.S. by people of varying ethnicities having children together. Their children could call themselves this instead of "mixed," "biracial," or "two or more races"on forms. It has no negative connotation whatsoever.
Madison: Have you seen Angelina's baby?
Ashley: Nope. I bet she is gorgeous!
Madison: She is! And so sweet! Her skin tone is just so beautiful. It's like...I can't describe it.
Ashley: American brown?
Madison: Oh my gosh, YES!!
Ashley: Nope. I bet she is gorgeous!
Madison: She is! And so sweet! Her skin tone is just so beautiful. It's like...I can't describe it.
Ashley: American brown?
Madison: Oh my gosh, YES!!
by von groovy June 15, 2017
Get the american brown mug.This is the term to refer to the culture of "men" who complain like children about someone being called out for inappropriate behavior. It seems that they only engage in this behavior when a man is called out. It's pathetic.
Joe: "I just think that it is wrong to judge his whole life on him allegedly sexually assaulting that woman."
Jill: "I just think that you are a bitch for defending anyone who violates another person. He was convicted by a jury of his peers. There were men on the jury who looked like him. You are so into mencel culture it is amusing. Whine on!"
Jill: "I just think that you are a bitch for defending anyone who violates another person. He was convicted by a jury of his peers. There were men on the jury who looked like him. You are so into mencel culture it is amusing. Whine on!"
by von groovy August 8, 2024
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