von groovy's definitions

notification inebriation

The state of excitement and inflation of a sense of self when one gets many positive notifications through social media.

Thomas was completely in a state of notification inebriation from a series of stories and selfies so much that he began to tell strangers that he was the next Jesus or Kanye

by von groovy September 15, 2019

the wild and unprotected

What exists outside of a phone, computer, or tablet screen

Xander began to feel unsafe and then looked away from his phone and upwards into the wild and unprotected sky. As he began to feel free, he felt the tugging need for connectedness to strangers and fell prey to modern life

by von groovy June 22, 2022

whyyyyuhhh?!?!?

This term is clearly the sound that people who are asking "why" utter when they want to be annoying. It's awesome as it show's how much they are bothered. Never provide an answer.

Connor: "Okay, so we can't get the tacos and we can't get to the concert. I'm totally broke. I's sorry."
Brooke: whyyyyuhhh?!?!?
Connor: "I just told you. That's all I have. Live with it. Or don't."

by von groovy September 12, 2024

shutplug

a verbal

device used to end a shitty situation

Kameron overheard Shandi start an argument with Aronica as they were all getting into the car. Kameron began talking about shoes as a means for a shutplug and the ride to school was all screens and no words.

by von groovy June 22, 2022

accidentally complimentary

This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.

Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)

by von groovy August 8, 2024

kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows

This speaks to the act of giving a woman oral pleasure from her toes up to where her love flows - her wonderful center of sexual pleasure. This act should take several moments of delicate, selective, and sensitive kissing. Take your time for you don't know if it may ever happen again.

Brendon was trying to be poetic in a text to Allison and declared that he would give anything to be able to kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows. He waited patiently and then anxiously for her reply. Her reply provided him with a visual map for him to explore. Naturally he was so excited he took matters into his own hands before he was able to reply to her. His journey was set to begin later that evening...

by von groovy July 11, 2024

soulshimmer

This is the quality that some people have. Their souls are bright and luminous. Whenever they enter a room, everyone feels better as they are feeding off of the light of this wonderful person.

As she entered a room filled with upset and unpleasant people, MK's soulshimmer cast a ray and sense of calmness and positivity. Everyone felt better simply being in her presence. MK's soulshimmer has been reported to have made the sun envious at times.

by von groovy July 24, 2024