von groovy's definitions
When Aaron came back from the tattoo parlor with a pride flag tattooed on his forearm his sister knew the Pink Ink was his way of coming out.
by von groovy June 28, 2019
Get the Pink Inkmug. A phrase to insult someone who is dumber than a piece of shit. While being born in a barn may say someone is simple or dumb, born in a bunghole means something much worse.
Uncle Larry: Reggie, did you throw out your sister's dirty diapers?
Reggie: Yep. I put 'em in the 'fridge to keep 'em from stinkin' up the house.
Uncle Larry: Were you born in a bunghole? I told you to stick 'em under the bed!
Reggie: Yep. I put 'em in the 'fridge to keep 'em from stinkin' up the house.
Uncle Larry: Were you born in a bunghole? I told you to stick 'em under the bed!
by von groovy August 18, 2017
Get the born in a bungholemug. Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!
by von groovy August 4, 2017
Get the cursing with crayonsmug. This is the disease had by people who claim to be centrist who are actually conservative and conservatives. The disease presents as constant and unnecessary complaining or whining about people being progressive and wanting everyone to be seen as equal.
Alan: "Did you hear about Elmo complaining about people wanting to be called a new name?"
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
by von groovy September 14, 2023
Get the joke whine virusmug. Fear of Posting Online - FOPO. This is an extension of anxiety you have when you want to post something online, but the possible negative consequences are too much so you don't post at all
Kari just got a rescue kitten and she was going to post its adorable furry face, but she thought of possible negative comments about her being now being a lonely cat lady, the kitten is her only friend, and why didn't she get a puppy...FOPO wins again!!!
by von groovy April 28, 2019
Get the FOPOmug. This condition occurs when you giggle or laugh so hard that your guts or stomach starts to hurt. It's a welcoming feeling.
Julia kept on reading knock knock jokes to Amanda. Amanda could not stop laughing and had a severe case of giggle guts which resulted in Julia almost wetting herself out of contagious laughing. It should be worthy of mentioning that they were both high as hell and XAF - xanax'd as fuck.
by von groovy July 28, 2024
Get the giggle gutsmug. This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.
Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."
by von groovy September 3, 2024
Get the farting in the showermug.