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Brandy was nervous and anxious about many things. She was brave, rational, and faced her fears with reason. Not coward drugs.
by von groovy July 17, 2024
Get the coward drugs mug.What you call it when someone is eavesdropping on your conversation and offer advice that is not requested. It is usually a means to get them introduced into your conversation.
Bernice: So, Mike finally brought up us having a baby! I am so happy!
Bertha: That is so wonderful! Do you think he'll cut back on his work hours to be a daddy?
Waitress: Well, if you ask me, I wouldn't have a child with a man who thinks his job is more important than his family, honey.
Bernice: Who the fuck asked you - Honey? Mike is my pimp and I'll do whatever he tells me. Now fetch me some more coffee. I like it black!
Bertha: Me too! And stop dipping and chiming like a spoon and a bell - Bitch!!
Bertha: That is so wonderful! Do you think he'll cut back on his work hours to be a daddy?
Waitress: Well, if you ask me, I wouldn't have a child with a man who thinks his job is more important than his family, honey.
Bernice: Who the fuck asked you - Honey? Mike is my pimp and I'll do whatever he tells me. Now fetch me some more coffee. I like it black!
Bertha: Me too! And stop dipping and chiming like a spoon and a bell - Bitch!!
by von groovy June 11, 2017
Get the dipping and chiming mug.these are tattoos that people get that are intentionally always on display and they have no other tattoos
Candy got inked again on the underside of her left forearm and when asked if she had any tattoos under her clothes responded, "why would I do that? Everyone wouldn't see them then and everyone can see my display tats."
by von groovy April 28, 2019
Get the display tats mug.Consensual sex and or intercourse. It happens when friends create friction in the right places with another.
Danny: I'm freakin' out over Annika! We got close last night and were interrupted. Couldn't finish.
Flip: No good, man. Not at all.
Danny: We're meeting in an hour. We're gonna get right to the friendly friction!
Flip: No good, man. Not at all.
Danny: We're meeting in an hour. We're gonna get right to the friendly friction!
by von groovy August 20, 2017
Get the friendly friction mug.Matt knew that giving Nickki lotsa Margaritas meant there'd be a good chance of him having a burrito wrapped in a tangy and tasty torpeella!!
by von groovy April 28, 2019
Get the torpeella mug.This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?
Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
by von groovy September 6, 2024
Get the I can't so you can't mug.the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated
Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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