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speakin' cursive

Something stupid people say to others when they cannot understand them because they only have 3rd grade education and never learned cursive.
Ronnie was pissed at Earl for speakin' cursive at him when he was trying to explain the difference between a lollipop and a popsicle. He decked him out of frustration.
by von groovy August 4, 2017
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new england hand chowder

Semen that is produced from some guy jackin' off in New England
Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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heard between the words

Not unlike read between the lines, but it is what is verbally implied. It's typically important but sensitive.
Darry: Hey! Have you heard about Jessie?"
Danica: "Word! She's in a mess!"
Darry: "I heard between the words that Larry in on point."
Danica: "Oh my lovin' Lord! Stay away!!!!"
by von groovy September 23, 2024
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treasure cave

Yet another positive term referencing pussy. There's always treasure inside to be discovered and the treasure you may find should be in giving her pleasure.
Shamus: "So, how'd it go with Lilly last night? Did she suck you off, bro?"
Noel: "Why do I even talk to you...No, she did not. I spent the evening exploring her treasure cave with many a tool I was born with. It was fantastic! Hearing her expressing ecstasy is so awesome! Is your hand still cramped up, you tosser?!"
by von groovy July 6, 2024
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that's better

What someone says to themselves after they've sexually satisfied themselves.
Wife: (whispers to herself) "that's better."
Husband: (Wakes up and looks at wife) "What'd you say? Are you talking in your sleep?"
Wife: (acting as if waking up) "Oh. I guess I was."
by von groovy June 29, 2017
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sunday sobriety

The reality that your weekend did not improve your life and you must return to your misery tomorrow
Mary sat sipping her Latte with the full effect of Sunday sobriety making her well with tears
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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shedictable

This is a term for a woman who behaves in a very predictable manner. IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE NEGATIVE. However, it typically is used in that way.
Arnie: "Did you hear what happened to Ryan?"
Lex: "No, but you'll probably tell me."
Arnie: "Yeah, man. I dish all day. Ryan and Polly were at the pool party and bouncy Becky was there. And snap!"
Lex: "Say no more, Polly is shedictable if nothing else. Ryan needs to just lose that beard and get with Paul."
by von groovy September 5, 2024
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