von groovy's definitions

Bake I.D.

Just like a "fake I.D.," but it is used to buy recreational weed in order to get baked or stoned or high and so on

Jayson was so incredibly excited that Jones hooked him up with his Bake I.D. that he forgot his cash when he went into the dispensary.

by von groovy May 31, 2019

g string theory

The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.

Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"

by von groovy June 23, 2019

the front strange

The region from Colorado Springs to Fort Collins most call the Front Range, but those who live a bit more of a nonconformist life live in the Front Strange.

Hopped up on hops, chilled on kush, and damp in the pants from some elevation action at Red Rocks, Aaron was loving life on the Front Strange.

by von groovy March 1, 2019

tantrumic

Acting like a lil' bitch when you don't get your way - displaying a tantrum

Kelly was so tantrumic when she had to wait in line for more than 3 minutes

by von groovy April 5, 2019

she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks

To describe a woman who likes strong, stiff, and hard drinks and likes to get it on.

People described Allie in the way that she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks and this encouraged many bros to try and bed her.

by von groovy July 29, 2017

subarude

The quality of being an overly rude and selfish driver of a Subaru car.

Smalls was rolling through town when he was cut off by a subarude driver.

by von groovy July 20, 2019

alsohole

Well, you know. There's always somewhere else to go to lick or stick... These are trying times. It can be anyone's.

Mandy and Brody were getting pretty into it when they mutually mentioned the option of the alsohole and both said yes to their own. It made things awkward and then sexy!!!

by von groovy July 28, 2024