von groovy's definitions

Gem among stones

The person who does not behave in a manner that she is of a higher quality than those she is around, but she obviously and truly is. Stones are helpful and valuable, but a gem shines brilliantly and is to be admired and desired.

Everyone had a strong connection with Haylie for she was modest, compassionate, intelligent, and genuine. She was in another class when in comparison to her colleague. She was also breathtakingly gorgeous and did not act as though she were which truly bestowed her the title of a gem among stones.

by von groovy July 29, 2024

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

oh she is THAT bitch!

That certain someone who is so manipulative, conniving, negative, and untrustworthy that you are still surprised by her ability to be THAT bitch!

Lilly: "Did you hear about Cassandra yesterday? With Nate and then with his girl? Wow! I mean WOW!"
Kenzie: "You are surprised?! Girl, oh she is THAT bitch! Stay away. I do."
Lilly: "But she's my Mom..."

by von groovy July 11, 2024

book report stamina

This phrase indicates a high level of stamina due to having to read the book, write the report, and then give the report. Hours and hours of dedication to something that you may not be enjoying at any time and yet you still get through it.

Paul knew that he would not enjoy any of the steps for him to apply to multiple universities for he knew he would have to spend hours filling out applications, spend more money than he'd like on application fees, possibly make mistakes, and then have to speak with admission counselors about himself. However, Paul had strong book report stamina and he knew he'd get through this.

by von groovy August 10, 2024

cap-wearing bitch

What you call a liar who is trying to stir up some trouble

Nancy: "So, I told them that I know more than they do about those things. Don't trust them at all! I know truth!"
Silent G: "Nope! You did no such thing you cap-wearing bitch! Now go fetch me some tea."
Nancy: "Yes, queen. Sweet or Tooth-crackin' sweet?"

by von groovy August 4, 2024

6th grade disappointment

The type of disappointment that you feel like your life is over, it is end times and you are feeling so desperate that there will be no tomorrow.

Cynthia saw that Brian had liked Shannon's post about violent Koala bears. She felt the wrath of 6th grade disappointment as an 11th grader and began her exploration of depression and self-medication.

by von groovy August 27, 2017

shaiming

The act of aiming humiliation and negativity towards someone in order to shame them. Or you could just call it being shitty.

Abigail had been shaiming at Mollie all night long. Mollie wasn't having it and started shaiming back. Abigail felt so ashamed her heaving crying led to her puking into her purse. Mollie sat amused and victorious.

by von groovy August 12, 2019