von groovy's definitions

the wild and unprotected

What exists outside of a phone, computer, or tablet screen

Xander began to feel unsafe and then looked away from his phone and upwards into the wild and unprotected sky. As he began to feel free, he felt the tugging need for connectedness to strangers and fell prey to modern life

by von groovy June 22, 2022

kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows

This speaks to the act of giving a woman oral pleasure from her toes up to where her love flows - her wonderful center of sexual pleasure. This act should take several moments of delicate, selective, and sensitive kissing. Take your time for you don't know if it may ever happen again.

Brendon was trying to be poetic in a text to Allison and declared that he would give anything to be able to kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows. He waited patiently and then anxiously for her reply. Her reply provided him with a visual map for him to explore. Naturally he was so excited he took matters into his own hands before he was able to reply to her. His journey was set to begin later that evening...

by von groovy July 11, 2024

soulshimmer

This is the quality that some people have. Their souls are bright and luminous. Whenever they enter a room, everyone feels better as they are feeding off of the light of this wonderful person.

As she entered a room filled with upset and unpleasant people, MK's soulshimmer cast a ray and sense of calmness and positivity. Everyone felt better simply being in her presence. MK's soulshimmer has been reported to have made the sun envious at times.

by von groovy July 24, 2024

post paste

Love juice that develops when someone sees a post that induces successful masturbation.

Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.

by von groovy February 21, 2019

notification inebriation

The state of excitement and inflation of a sense of self when one gets many positive notifications through social media.

Thomas was completely in a state of notification inebriation from a series of stories and selfies so much that he began to tell strangers that he was the next Jesus or Kanye

by von groovy September 15, 2019

irracist

An irrational racist. One who insults and throws great hate upon a certain race, but behaves like its people and definitely has sex with and marries them.

Dude: Did you hear Theo saying how much he hates all Latinos?
Guy: Yeah, he's an insane irracist 'cause he certainly has no problem making babies with them.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

accidentally complimentary

This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.

Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)

by von groovy August 8, 2024