von groovy's definitions

assent

Similar to the verb ascent, but specific to when mounting up on a sweet ass to make some magic from behind.

Harry: See Keri over there? Walking away and taking all eyes with her?
Alec: Yep! Are those jorts?
Harry: Doesn't matter. I swear I am gonna assent on her after the concert Friday!

by von groovy August 27, 2017

comedy of terrors

When a series of mishandled events happen wherein each successive event is more horrific than the previous one.

Candy remarked that she thought forgetting her credit card would not have been that big of a deal to buy some smokes that night. Little did she know it would set off a comedy of terrors where she would have to prostitute herself to a chlamydia-riddled Albanian transvestite in front of her father just to get her car out of impound to rescue the infant in her trunk.

by von groovy May 19, 2017

thickenin' the sickenin'

This is what happens when you intentionally drink more alcohol than you necessary and thereby increasing your hangover rating to an uncomfortable level that may prevent anything decent from happening the next few days.

Louie: "Hey! Pass me that tequila and give me that Mad Dog! I wasted and it's great!"
Leroy: "Dude! Slow down! We've got that hike tomorrow with the girls and I don't want to be late!"
Louie: "You ain't got a chance with Elinor! So, let it go, nerd alert!"
Leroy: "Man, you're just thickenin' the sickenin'! You'll feel like Holy Hell tomorrow. F' it! Cheers! Let's get housed!"

by von groovy September 22, 2024

Right on Red

This is the term that people use to describe engaging in fornicating of sorts when one or both partners are menstruating. Or if you're in 6th grade - somebody or both bodies are on their period. It can be exclaimed before the fun begins too!

As Benjamin was preparing to get a taste of Brandy's monthly flavor, he cheered, "Right on Red!"
Katie was speaking with Matt about her break-up with Kayla and he asked her what happened. Katie stated, "She wouldn't go Right on Red." Matt smirked and announced that he would. Katie laughed and called him a dude.

by von groovy September 21, 2025

sour scrolling

This is when you are scrolling on social media and the more you scroll, the more angry, bitter, irritated, or sour you get. It happens all the time.

Kelsie: "OMG! Can you believe that Luna is going to Greece?!?! I'm so jelly!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"

by von groovy August 13, 2024

verbal banana peel

This is something spoken that completely results in the person falling on their face in tremendously brilliant humiliation.

Remi informed his boss that he had an erotic dream about him. This verbal banana peel resulted in a termination and sexy results.

by von groovy July 19, 2024

Man, go to Wal-Mart

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

by von groovy June 24, 2024