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skallywank

Using your sister's my little pony to fap
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"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"
a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
by vogla January 13, 2013
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quadgod

Spinal injury from skillless ATV riding preventing one from completely uttering profanities
"fucking quadgodammit I fell again", would never be heard from Phil again as the ATV fell on him crushing his spine.
by vogla January 12, 2013
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brohomotastic

A shift in conversation to faggotry connotations that lets you know your bro thinks of you as a potential boyfriend or butt to pirate
Frequent "slips" into brohomotastic conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a homo.

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them. if the conversation is considered brohomotastic by both guys the feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry
by vogla January 22, 2013
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skallywank

fapping to your sister's girly toys
(_),,~.____
"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"
a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
by vogla January 13, 2013
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Alex spoor treatment

An Alex in a vegetative state

zombified in a not cool way
When the bat made contact with the side of his head he received the full Alex spoor treatment: no more feeding himself, no more orgasms, no more complete sentances
by vogla January 24, 2013
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Zargo

While the postage is much less for zargo it would be insane to pay to mail an empty box
by vogla January 12, 2013
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fearjohn

incredulous fear of being outside often accompanied by unmanly desire to play murder simulators every possible waking moment not spent eating, sleeping, or working/schooling.
Bob: let's go play ice hockey with them
Steve: I can't I have to level
Bob: but there's only two hours of light left
Steve: I need to keep my solid ratio
Bob: your fearjohn is fucking up your life. you don't seem interested in girls anymore either. get help

While most teens are playing sports, hanging out in person, or jerking those afflicted with fearjohn have no time for these.
by vogla January 23, 2013
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