vogla's definitions

therealcoon 69 fail

self promoting UD spammer: extraassholey

Those therealcoon 69 failure definitions display as much mental acuity as his music is profitable

by vogla January 14, 2013

brohomotastic

A shift in conversation to faggotry connotations that lets you know your bro thinks of you as a potential boyfriend or butt to pirate

Frequent "slips" into brohomotastic conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a homo.

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them. if the conversation is considered brohomotastic by both guys the feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry

by vogla January 22, 2013

brohomocrush

When the guy you considered a bro turns out to be a camo homo brohomoflirting at you. Worse yet this faggot fancies you as a potential boyfriend for faggotry or butt to pirate; Not cool he brofaked you.

Frequent "slips" into brohomoism conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a faggot with a brohomocrush

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them: the "brohomo" misnomer blasphemes the bro code. If the conversation is considered brohomoism by both guys the brohomocrush feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry

by vogla January 23, 2013

Zargo

Imaginary shipment

While the postage is much less for zargo it would be insane to pay to mail an empty box

by vogla January 12, 2013

skallywank

fapping to your sister's girly toys

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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"

by vogla January 13, 2013

klaion

illiterate alien slave caste possessing no individual name

master: fetch me more vrootnog, klaion, quickly or I'll have you flogged like a spammer again
slave: at once, master

by vogla January 22, 2013

brohomoism

A shift in conversation to faggotry connotations that lets you know your bro thinks of you as a potential boyfriend or butt to pirate

Frequent "slips" into brohomoism conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a homo.

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them. if the conversation is considered brohomoism by both guys the feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry

by vogla January 23, 2013