9 definitions by vinny_R
A double crossing, sneaky illusionist. Lures friends into a false sense of security before dropping a sneaky bombshell on them. Are known to cast low level spells and illusions.
by vinny_R February 10, 2008
A creature with all power, it is said a samurai can destroy the universe with a movement of the eyes. Samurais are the best at everything ever, especially sword fighting and gymnastics. Samurais are born when lightning bolts hit the highest peak of everest, they can teleport and run at the speed of light and fly too.
Pete: Oh my god, was that a samurai?
Joe: No it wasn't
Pete: Why not?
Joe: because we'd be dead if it was.
Pete: what was it then?
Joe: probably a slimy, sneaky little buccaneer shrew.
Joe: No it wasn't
Pete: Why not?
Joe: because we'd be dead if it was.
Pete: what was it then?
Joe: probably a slimy, sneaky little buccaneer shrew.
by vinny_R February 10, 2008
A warrior known to cast solid spells from his spell casted bow. Known to have no parents but born from a tree.
by vinny_R February 10, 2008
A game of skill derived in All Hallows Catholic School common room. The original players include
Kyle
Greg
Luke
Vinny (shrew)
The game involves basic tig rules but on chairs. Touching the floor is punishable by lashings with the tome of justice. It transforms the players into warriors. The winner is labelled genghis khan, who was once the champion of the sport. Samurais also play mongolian tig.
Kyle
Greg
Luke
Vinny (shrew)
The game involves basic tig rules but on chairs. Touching the floor is punishable by lashings with the tome of justice. It transforms the players into warriors. The winner is labelled genghis khan, who was once the champion of the sport. Samurais also play mongolian tig.
Mr. Shaw isn't in his office, let's play Mongolian tig. Dez are you playing?
No I've got some maths to do
What for Mrs. Coates?
Ermm... no it's sumat dodgy.
No I've got some maths to do
What for Mrs. Coates?
Ermm... no it's sumat dodgy.
by vinny_R February 10, 2008
by vinny_R February 10, 2008
A very sneaky, devious person. Always trying to get one over on their friends- they wont hesitate to sneak you.
Kyle: Hey Dez what's that Maths homework you're doing?
Dez: O its just further maths
Kyle: So we dont have any homework for Mrs. Coates?
Dez: Well I haven't done any
Later...
Mrs. Coates: Kyle, where's your homework?
Kyle: We didn't have any did we?
Dez: Here's mine miss
Kyle: Dez you sneaky little shrew!
Dez: O its just further maths
Kyle: So we dont have any homework for Mrs. Coates?
Dez: Well I haven't done any
Later...
Mrs. Coates: Kyle, where's your homework?
Kyle: We didn't have any did we?
Dez: Here's mine miss
Kyle: Dez you sneaky little shrew!
by vinny_R February 10, 2008
Vinny: Hey I had this well wierd dream last night that I could suck myself off and I was in Kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.
by vinny_R February 10, 2008