venusflytrap's definitions

Samuel L Jackson

A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.

Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

such hate

expression used by playahatas when they have the miraculous chance to see a real playa at work. Oftimes said in hush hush.

Look he thinks he's macking wit all them ho's around him! Such hate...

by venusflytrap January 15, 2005

big 2-O

the precise moment when an individual turns 20 years old. Also, the instant when he/she is so drunk at their 20th birthday that the whole world could blow up and the party would just miraculously go on!

wooooh! it's the big 2-O baby! i'm so drunk wooooo! come herr girl...

by venusflytrap January 15, 2005

smurfs

Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.

Fuck, I was high on meth at Macdonald's and this friggin' smurf was orderin' a big mac!

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

Header

To receive a blow-job; having a person suck one's penis til it unloads.

I was so drunk last night I let that ugly fat bitch Myriam give me a header.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

badboy

A male individual who just couldn't give less of a flying rat's ass about anything... including you!

Yo that's ill! Badboy just stole his moms rentmoney!

by venusflytrap January 15, 2005

Oryan

Something Omarion dragged out of his ass when he left B2K.

Oryan makes Bow Wow look like a thug.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005