inkercorpitizizing

the act of pouring ink inside of one's nostrils.

Person: *takes a pen and breaks it over nostrils, ink falling into nostrils*
Jack: Dude, stop inkercorpitizizing. It's weird.

by vashil April 05, 2020

the discolored pill

a pill so effective that when you take it, there is really no color. everything looks like water.

James: I just took "the discolored pill".

Dave: Cool, dude.
James: Your skin color is so clear. I thought you were white.
Dave: I am.
James: Okay, I'm trippin.

by vashil April 03, 2020

draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters

you know those kind of Urban Dictionary editors who put a message on top of your definition you make and list a reason why your definition shouldn't be published? draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters is a word to refer to them.

draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters: DON'T PICK THIS URBAN DICTIONARY WORD AND DEFINITION! IT'S OFFENSIVE!
Literally everybody: OH SHUT UP, YOU DRAFTIDIOTWHOTHINKSONLYTHEIROPINIONMATTERS!

by vashil April 03, 2020

glorpy glop

a alien from mars who did not fill out the 2020 census. it is used as a vulgar insult in martian language.

Forpy: gloopy gop forgy gogawag orworg, glorpy glop!=English translation= You didn't fill out the 2020 census, worthless crap.
Gorgy: :(

by vashil April 02, 2020

orpygogascallawag

people who think every Urban Dictionary definition and word is offensive. this is Urban Dictionary. what do you expect? Wikipedia?

Dave: Wow all these Urban Dictionary definitions are offensive. Wow, it describes Dave as a meanie pants and descri-
Me: This is Urban Dictionary. What do you think this is? Stupid orpygogascallawag.

by vashil April 05, 2020

Urban cash flow

a type of currency a Urban Dictionary user gets who is really good at making good definitions.

Jack: Yo, bro! I'm making Urban cash flow, you feel me, dog?
A literal dog: YUH BRUH! I FEEL YOU! Lemme read your definitions, bro!
Jack: Sure thing, dawwg.

by vashil April 05, 2020