vashil's definitions

relrigorgovify

the act of reincarnating one's self into a toilet.

Jack: I always wondered how it would be like to be a toilet. BUT NOW I WILL! *relrigorgovifys self*
Jack as a toilet: Wow. This is a peaceful.

by vashil April 5, 2020

draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters

you know those kind of Urban Dictionary editors who put a message on top of your definition you make and list a reason why your definition shouldn't be published? draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters is a word to refer to them.

draftidiotwhothinksonlytheiropinionmatters: DON'T PICK THIS URBAN DICTIONARY WORD AND DEFINITION! IT'S OFFENSIVE!
Literally everybody: OH SHUT UP, YOU DRAFTIDIOTWHOTHINKSONLYTHEIROPINIONMATTERS!

by vashil April 3, 2020

the discolored pill

a pill so effective that when you take it, there is really no color. everything looks like water.

James: I just took "the discolored pill".

Dave: Cool, dude.
James: Your skin color is so clear. I thought you were white.
Dave: I am.
James: Okay, I'm trippin.

by vashil April 3, 2020

suh suh suh suh saaalttyyyy

when you're mad that someone actually is going to get their definitions published instead of yourself.

Wolfman, Toughest Guy on Earth alternate account: Gosh, I feel suh suh suh suh saaalttyyyy.

by vashil April 5, 2020

iceialienify

the act of throwing a piece of Antartica at an alien.

Aliens: Let's invade Antartica.
Penguins: *iceialienifys the alien's UFOs.

by vashil April 5, 2020

orpygogascallawag

people who think every Urban Dictionary definition and word is offensive. this is Urban Dictionary. what do you expect? Wikipedia?

Dave: Wow all these Urban Dictionary definitions are offensive. Wow, it describes Dave as a meanie pants and descri-
Me: This is Urban Dictionary. What do you think this is? Stupid orpygogascallawag.

by vashil April 5, 2020