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1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
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(3) Demographic (noun) - The target demographic. Used by political types.
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(1) Demonstration
They're doing the new product demo at 3:00 in the conference room.
It's not the real thing, it's only a demo.
It's just demo code. We'll rewrite it when we have a spec to work from.
(2) Demonstrate
They want us to demo the final release version on-site next week.
(3) Target demographic
Don't even try to robocall cell phones, the young'uns aren't in the demo.
(4) Democratic
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(5) Demolish
We're gonna demo this wall and put in a wet bar.
They're doing the new product demo at 3:00 in the conference room.
It's not the real thing, it's only a demo.
It's just demo code. We'll rewrite it when we have a spec to work from.
(2) Demonstrate
They want us to demo the final release version on-site next week.
(3) Target demographic
Don't even try to robocall cell phones, the young'uns aren't in the demo.
(4) Democratic
City Demo Club
(5) Demolish
We're gonna demo this wall and put in a wet bar.
by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004
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