vanilla g-lotto's definitions

Coke cake

A cake whose active ingredients are: Coke (or other cola), chocolate, marshmallows, and any other candy, nuts, and sugary badness you have on hand. In the spirit of jambalaya, but diabetes-inducing.

Suzannah cooked up a mean Coke Cake.

by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004

MO

Magneto-optical (disk or drive).

A removable magneto-optical disk.

Archive it on an MO, it's more stable than a syquest or zip.

by vanilla g-lotto December 29, 2004

jerk off

1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.

"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."

by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004

wet bar

A bar for mixing drinks that has a sink with running water.

My swank bachelor pad has a hot tub and wet bar.

by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004

Willy Wonka just came in my mouth

What you say after you've eaten some remarkably sweet and delectable dessert.

A: How do you like the Coke cake?
M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!
A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!

by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004

Prunetucky

Prunedale, California. So called because it's more rural than Salinas.

Dude, enough Denny's, let's catch the MST to Prunetucky for some real action. (sarcastic)

by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004

on-site

(Adj., Adv.)

At the office location of another person or organization.

Contrast to:
- remote (adj)
- off-site (adj)
- offsite (noun)
- telecommute, dial in (verb)

We're planning an on-site meeting with the client. (The meeting is at the client's office.)

She can fix most server problems remotely, but she'll have to go on-site for this one. (The person will be at the physical location of the server.)

I work on-site three days a week. (I am at the main workplace when I do the work.)

by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004