Definitions by valoem

Crop 

Low quality heroin

Shit man, don't try crop.

Crop by valoem February 6, 2005

Bingers

a person who is addicted to crack

Bingers are retards.

Bingers by valoem February 6, 2005

Jai Guru Deva om 

It was said in the beatles song "Across the Universe". Most simple translation is:

"I give thanks to Guru Dev (heavenly teacher) om"

Om is just a sound. However a more detailed translation is:

"Jai" means "O Hail" or "Victory to"
"Guru" means "Teacher"
"Deva" means "God/Lord/Demi-God"
"om" some say is the source of all existence that comes from vibration

Note Guru Dev was a Maharishi's teacher

Jai guru deva om
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world

Jai Guru Deva om by valoem December 22, 2004

presto 

poker slang for pockets 5s whenever you win with pocket 5s tradition has it that you say presto

PRESTO! I win. HAHAHAHAHAHA

presto by valoem December 10, 2004

Naloxone 

Naloxone is drug that blocks opiate receptor which reverses the effects of narcotic drugs. It may be used during surgery or to treat pain. Naloxone may also be used in the treatment of narcotic drug overdose, such as heroin, or to diagnosis suspected narcotic addiction.

We injected the heroin comatose overdose patient with Naloxone. He woke up in 15 seconds.

Naloxone by valoem December 9, 2004

Comatose 

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

Comatose by valoem December 9, 2004

hypertension 

noun
1. a common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high (a reading of 140/90 mm Hg or greater)
2. When the blood flows through the vessels at a greater than normal force. High blood pressure strains the heart; harms the arteries; and increases the risk of heart attack, stroke, and kidney problems.

John suffered from hypertension.

hypertension by valoem December 9, 2004