2 definitions by valentine99
The mysterious element that all nintendo products except for the Nintendo Ds Lite and DSI and parts of the Wii are made of. This Element was discovered in an unknown location sometime before 1985 by poor asian techies. the reason nearly all nintendo systems were made of nintendonite was because NINTENDONITE IS THE STRONGEST PLASTIC PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!
Nintendonite is not represented on the Periodic Table of Elements because releasing the details of Nintendonite's atomic structure would enable Microsoft and Sony to use it as well. That, or it could just as easily be that Nintendo doesn't even know... they're so innocent...
Nintendonite is not represented on the Periodic Table of Elements because releasing the details of Nintendonite's atomic structure would enable Microsoft and Sony to use it as well. That, or it could just as easily be that Nintendo doesn't even know... they're so innocent...
My Gamecube fell out of the plane when we landed but it still works fine except for the "open disc tray" button, but that's okay because you can pry it open. (yes, even the Gamecube was made of nintendonite. and yes, it could survive something like that)
or: my town was invaded by zombies but i threw my original gameboy at them and it was heavy enough to kill them. then i played super mario bros for a few hours.
or: i accidentally dropped my Gameboy SP in the garbage disposal, but it was closed and the water was off and it's made of nintendonite, so it's okay.
or: my town was invaded by zombies but i threw my original gameboy at them and it was heavy enough to kill them. then i played super mario bros for a few hours.
or: i accidentally dropped my Gameboy SP in the garbage disposal, but it was closed and the water was off and it's made of nintendonite, so it's okay.
by valentine99 February 25, 2009
A gaming device that provided for millions of girls and boys a true family, one that loved them as long as they didn't get a game over. These devices were the first to make gaming portable and spawned a cultural trend of incredible proportions. The Gameboy was the most glorious invention since TV because of the pure, unadulterated happiness (if you played a good game...) and hand-eye coordination it provided to kids of all kinds around the world. For many children, the amount of love their parents gave them was measured not in happy moments but in gameboy games purchased. And, in the case of hardcore kiddies, bleeding thumbs.
Any of the devices of the gameboy line, those being:
Gameboy
Gameboy Pocket
Gameboy Safari (very rare, considered an urban myth. but that's why it's here, right?)
Gameboy color (my real parent)
Gameboy Advance
Gameboy Advance SP (SP stood for Special)
the gameboy and gameboy pocket used primitive cartridges and did not support much in the way of color.
The Gameboy Color obviously was the first gameboy to provide any real color, and was capable of playing the original cartridges and had it's own line of colored cartridges. the older gameboys could not play these, which happened with every iteration.
The Gameboy Advance was often considered the most ergonomic gameboy and had a wider screen and two new buttons. It played smaller, better cartridges and could play color cartridges but not the original ones.
The gameboy SP was essentially a gameboy advance but had a lit LCD screen and a "laptop" style body. very popular model.
Any of the devices of the gameboy line, those being:
Gameboy
Gameboy Pocket
Gameboy Safari (very rare, considered an urban myth. but that's why it's here, right?)
Gameboy color (my real parent)
Gameboy Advance
Gameboy Advance SP (SP stood for Special)
the gameboy and gameboy pocket used primitive cartridges and did not support much in the way of color.
The Gameboy Color obviously was the first gameboy to provide any real color, and was capable of playing the original cartridges and had it's own line of colored cartridges. the older gameboys could not play these, which happened with every iteration.
The Gameboy Advance was often considered the most ergonomic gameboy and had a wider screen and two new buttons. It played smaller, better cartridges and could play color cartridges but not the original ones.
The gameboy SP was essentially a gameboy advance but had a lit LCD screen and a "laptop" style body. very popular model.
MOM: Okay, okay! look, what will make you happy? a new basketball/hairclip? (because gameboys are ambidextrous. no... no, ambiguous... that's the one...)
ME/YOU: MY HAPPINESS CAN ONLY BE GUARANTEED IF YOU GET ME THE NEW GAMEBOY!!!
and this happened all the time...
ME/YOU: MY HAPPINESS CAN ONLY BE GUARANTEED IF YOU GET ME THE NEW GAMEBOY!!!
and this happened all the time...
by valentine99 February 25, 2009