vaki5's definitions

schwuchtel

German word means 'gay' or 'homosexual.

Hast du diese scheiss Schwuchtel gesehen?

by VAKI5 September 17, 2005

zurramato

Dumbass. A general term applied to a combination of undesirable characteristics, such as stupid, lazy, and very ugly.

Juan es zurramato.....

by VAKI5 September 20, 2005

vergallo

Masturbation of the penis. Literally, "choking your chicken". Often when describing this action to one another, Mexicans pretend to be a rooster jacking off.

Jerking off your little chicken, vergallo!

by VAKI5 September 20, 2005

rifle

Penis.

This is an example of direct Mexican parroting of the English word "rifle". However, be careful with this slang cognate......it is pronounced "REE-flay".

rifle ... rifle es locin'!

by VAKI5 September 28, 2005

que onda

A constellation of sixties hippie expressions which are still quite current. This is the standard hip youth greeting, as ubiquitous as "What's happening?"

(La/) que onda homeboy?....

by VAKI5 September 28, 2005

HUEVOS

The word means "eggs," but the reference to "balls" is so strong that you have to watch out using the word at all. Polite girls would probably order blanquillos (little white things) from a male waiter.

Huevos son lokin'!.......

by VAKI5 September 28, 2005

Pedo

Spanish slang for Fart. All of its meanings have to do with being messed up or screwed up.

Es todo un pedo - It's a really messed up situation/tough ordeal

by VAKI5 October 2, 2005