uwg's definitions

bubbery

The condition or quality of being a redneck. From an episode of "Squidbillies", in reference to Plumber Bubba, a Larry the Cable Guy type comedian.

You ain't no plumber, and I'm havin' serious doubts about your bubbery!

by uwg November 20, 2006

do what you're good at

The world's greatest euphemism for masturbating. Coined by Jeff Foxworthy, of all people.

They give you a plastic cup and a Playboy book, and you take it in the back room and do what you're good at!

by uwg October 15, 2006

Spendbucks

Derisive name for Starbucks. May also be spelled with dollar signs, thus: $pendbuck$.

Why should i go to Spendbucks when i can get coffee cheaper at a gas station?

by uwg August 21, 2006

sexy red X

On a website, when a hotlinked image cannot be found, either because it's been deleted or the site that hosts it has become inaccessible, it will be replaced by a small white box with a red X in it. This is known as a "sexy red X".

Hottgurl69 says she posted her picture in the forum, but all I saw was a sexy red X.

by uwg June 14, 2007

Room of Porcelain Fixtures

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.

He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.

by uwg October 24, 2006

infromed

Misinformed, typically by Fox News or similar. From a sign seen at a Tea Party rally: "Thank you Fox News for keeping us infromed."

Guy 1: Obama's gonna take away my guns and force me to get gay-married!

Guy 2: Wow, sounds like you've been well-infromed.

by uwg March 21, 2010

floor humper

A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.

I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.

by uwg August 20, 2006