Definitions by useful idiot

ares

One good fucker of a downloading network program. Similar to Kazaa. Includes tabbed browsing (A MUST FOR EVERY INTERNET USER!!) and ability to listen/download songs with the same program while surfing da net.

Fuck WinMX and Kazaa, Ares is the greatest pirating software out there right now.

ares by useful idiot January 3, 2005

chin-scratcher bullshit 

Being purposefully over-arty.

Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer

chin-scratcher bullshit by useful idiot January 3, 2005

SoiL 

Good hard rock band.

SoiL has some good stuff out, particularly their older work on their "Scars" album.

SoiL by useful idiot January 3, 2005

Geemo 

Geek emo. Bands and people related to this genre.

Geemo bands: Weezer, Something corperate, Taking Back Sunday.
Use: You friggen geemo... man they are so geemo

Geemo by useful idiot December 29, 2004

emunk

Emo punk. Bands and people subjecting themselves to this waste of a genre and style.

Emunk bands: Yellowcard, Thrice.
Use: U friggen emunk.. these guys are totally emunkafyed!

emunk by useful idiot December 29, 2004

sexorcism 

Major orgasm, feeling as if head could spin

Oh my god, sex with Tina last night gave me the ultimate sexorcism!!

sexorcism by useful idiot December 29, 2004

goy 

Goat boy. Anyone with a nasty goatee and who is also repulsively excessively hairy.

Holy fuck, look at that old midget hobo.. nasty ass goy

goy by useful idiot December 29, 2004