useful idiot's definitions

Pickles

AweXome comic strip, despite the fact that it's mostly centred on the life of an old couple with a nephew. Every strip is always hilariously funny, putting most of today's comic strips to shame (except for Foxtrot comics.. they just rock.)

I want to see the characters in the Pickles comic strip do something kinky and non-elderly-like with a jar of pickles. :)

by useful idiot January 13, 2005

niger

A commonly-made typo.

Crap! I was looking up Nigger and I made a goddamn typo and ended up on the Niger definition.

by useful idiot April 1, 2005

ares

One good fucker of a downloading network program. Similar to Kazaa. Includes tabbed browsing (A MUST FOR EVERY INTERNET USER!!) and ability to listen/download songs with the same program while surfing da net.

Fuck WinMX and Kazaa, Ares is the greatest pirating software out there right now.

by useful idiot January 3, 2005

SoiL

Good hard rock band.

SoiL has some good stuff out, particularly their older work on their "Scars" album.

by useful idiot January 3, 2005

Dollar Whore

The chinese whore that works at the dollar store. Willingly gives her services to customers in the back room for a dollar or less.

Meiko Tran is a big dollar whore....let's go shop in her back room.

by useful idiot November 28, 2004

urban editor

Newest update to Urban Dictionary. Any regular Joe Schmoe can sign up in 5 seconds flat and choose which definitions to publish and which not to publish.

Urban editors define our lives.

by useful idiot March 25, 2005

Pure Energy

Greatest rechargable battery brand ever.

Damnit, my shitty dollar store batteries are all used up. Now I can use the good Pure Energy ones I just bought.. and they'll last for so long!!

by useful idiot October 28, 2004