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by useful idiot March 25, 2005
Get the urban editormug. As the great Maddox puts it,
Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.
Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>
Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>
Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot August 26, 2005
Get the bloggermug. Geemo bands: Weezer, Something corperate, Taking Back Sunday.
Use: You friggen geemo... man they are so geemo
Use: You friggen geemo... man they are so geemo
by useful idiot December 29, 2004
Get the Geemomug. Damnit mom, stop coming to my effin band shows with your fullet, everyone hates my band now cuz ur always cheering for us and slapping people in the face with that fullet!!!!!!!!!! cut your hair woman!
by useful idiot September 1, 2004
Get the fulletmug. by useful idiot September 1, 2004
Get the wyhtmug. AweXome comic strip, despite the fact that it's mostly centred on the life of an old couple with a nephew. Every strip is always hilariously funny, putting most of today's comic strips to shame (except for Foxtrot comics.. they just rock.)
I want to see the characters in the Pickles comic strip do something kinky and non-elderly-like with a jar of pickles. :)
by useful idiot January 13, 2005
Get the Picklesmug. The chinese whore that works at the dollar store. Willingly gives her services to customers in the back room for a dollar or less.
by useful idiot November 28, 2004
Get the Dollar Whoremug.