useful idiot's definitions

niger

A commonly-made typo.

Crap! I was looking up Nigger and I made a goddamn typo and ended up on the Niger definition.

by useful idiot April 1, 2005

ares

One good fucker of a downloading network program. Similar to Kazaa. Includes tabbed browsing (A MUST FOR EVERY INTERNET USER!!) and ability to listen/download songs with the same program while surfing da net.

Fuck WinMX and Kazaa, Ares is the greatest pirating software out there right now.

by useful idiot January 3, 2005

SoiL

Good hard rock band.

SoiL has some good stuff out, particularly their older work on their "Scars" album.

by useful idiot January 3, 2005

Pure Energy

Greatest rechargable battery brand ever.

Damnit, my shitty dollar store batteries are all used up. Now I can use the good Pure Energy ones I just bought.. and they'll last for so long!!

by useful idiot October 28, 2004

sexorcism

Major orgasm, feeling as if head could spin

Oh my god, sex with Tina last night gave me the ultimate sexorcism!!

by useful idiot December 29, 2004

Cooler Than Being Cool

Ice cold.

(see song "Hey Ya" by Outkast).

What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!!

by useful idiot January 4, 2005

would you hit this

a website for rating people, talkin to em and seeing "more" of em

i joined would you hit this.com, and damn, all the chicks are all over me and they're all really hot

by useful idiot September 1, 2004