unusu-al's definitions

monet

an impressionist artist who used painted in lil splotches of paint. when ur up close 2 one of his paintings u cant tell wtf it is but when u back up some u see like a cool garden.

bill: look theres a monet painting i cant c wat it is cos im 2 far away
pill: just back up and then ull c something like a cool garden.
*both back up*
bill & pill: cooooooooool

by unusu-al December 10, 2003

woman

a female human

a woman is a female human

by unusu-al November 6, 2003

jazz

a modern (early 1900s) music style characterized by syncopation and dissonance.

contrary to popular belief, jazz is NOT playing any note with any chord. any note played with any chord can be explained. even if it is inexplicable, it just sounds good, which is what's really important.

the cool thing about jazz is that you learn all the rules and guidelines which apply to all the other genres...then you get to break them.

giant steps, though confusing and ultimately dissonant, is a jazz standard.

by unusu-al January 21, 2005

sat

test written solely for the purpose of making jr's and sr's in highschool miserable. has caused an entire industry focused around preparation (economic multiplier, perhaps?).

all the good colleges want to see perfect 1600s. because they suck. whoever invented the sat should be drowned in his/her own viscous slime.

holy shit i have to do good on the sat or im fucked because i'm a typical teenager who needs not know all sorts of fancy words.

by unusu-al March 9, 2004

beaver

fuzzy woodland creature that likes to dam up rivers and. they are recognizable by their flat, paddle-like tails. you can also tell what they are because they are probably the only animal that likes to gnaw on trees.

angry beavers is an old school cartoon about two fuzzy beavers that live in their bachelor-pad/dam

by unusu-al June 2, 2004

pms

acronym for pre-menstrual syndrome. characterized by extreme anger and aggressiveness.

many girls like to use this as an excuse to be an asshole. i mean, come on, i dont have to see used pads or tampons to know that a girl physically cannot menstruate most every day.

while i understand that girls could be feeling shitty about menstrual cramps, and i understand that pms is a real thing, i think only a fucked up whore uses pms as an excuse for bitching.

by unusu-al May 16, 2004

winamp

really cool media player. for one thing, it has all sorts of nice obscure plugins that play all my favorite old song formats (i.e., .sid, .gym) from, like, the c64 and the sega genesis.

bill: omg auf wiedersehen monty is so intense
pill: ya but even more so if u listen 2 it through sidamp which is a winamp plugin
bill: also i like zero wing music
pill: once again it's only truly experienced through a winamp plugin

by unusu-al October 10, 2003