Definitions by unusu-al

beaver

fuzzy woodland creature that likes to dam up rivers and. they are recognizable by their flat, paddle-like tails. you can also tell what they are because they are probably the only animal that likes to gnaw on trees.

angry beavers is an old school cartoon about two fuzzy beavers that live in their bachelor-pad/dam

beaver by unusu-al June 2, 2004

IBM 

ibm is an acronym for "international business machines." it is a widely known computer company.

ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.

despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.

bill:i got an ibm machine
pill:sweeeeeeet

IBM by unusu-al May 23, 2004

science 

what she blinded me with. whoever "she" could be.

she blinded me...with science!

science by unusu-al May 19, 2004

pms 

acronym for pre-menstrual syndrome. characterized by extreme anger and aggressiveness.

many girls like to use this as an excuse to be an asshole. i mean, come on, i dont have to see used pads or tampons to know that a girl physically cannot menstruate most every day.

while i understand that girls could be feeling shitty about menstrual cramps, and i understand that pms is a real thing, i think only a fucked up whore uses pms as an excuse for bitching.

pms by unusu-al May 16, 2004

low rider 

probably the only famous song war wrote

its got a mean bass line to it :D

low rider by unusu-al March 9, 2004

sat 

test written solely for the purpose of making jr's and sr's in highschool miserable. has caused an entire industry focused around preparation (economic multiplier, perhaps?).

all the good colleges want to see perfect 1600s. because they suck. whoever invented the sat should be drowned in his/her own viscous slime.

holy shit i have to do good on the sat or im fucked because i'm a typical teenager who needs not know all sorts of fancy words.

sat by unusu-al March 9, 2004

wrong uses for this 

idk; i'm still pretty naive about many sex terms cos i don't get any. this site is pretty handy for that.

otherwise, yea, people are getting to into things. including me lol.

omg im gonna get mad because he made a joke!

were all friends here <3

wrong uses for this by unusu-al March 7, 2004