unusu-al's definitions

Jeeves

name for the stereotypical butler (in movies, tv shows, search engines, etc.)

lol urbandictionary.com says if the example is too short there's a problem w/ the definition

by unusu-al December 7, 2003

communism

extreme right wing belief. in communism the government is the only owner of things - the people don't own anything. and everyone works for the government. everyone gets the same amount of money - it doesnt matter if they work in a nuclear power plant or if they're a bum; they get the same amount of money.

communism has yet to actually function in real life. not hard to see y.

i like good ol' democracy. not communism.

by unusu-al November 28, 2003

beaver

fuzzy woodland creature that likes to dam up rivers and. they are recognizable by their flat, paddle-like tails. you can also tell what they are because they are probably the only animal that likes to gnaw on trees.

angry beavers is an old school cartoon about two fuzzy beavers that live in their bachelor-pad/dam

by unusu-al June 2, 2004

furby

electronic toy by tomy(?). the furby is simply a small, poor quality motherboard covered in fur.

the furby can "interact" with humans. you can rub his tummy (press a button there), massage his back (press a button there), yell at it (sound sensors pick up loud noises and trigger a seizure for the furby), and blind it (cover the light sensor on its head and trigger another seizure).

when a furby first starts up or gets reset, it only talks (plays predefined words) in a limited, shoddy "language" called "furbish." as time continues, the furby "speaks" english - giving the illusion that by speaking to it, you teach it english (sort of like a little child). furbies cannot learn english from you; it has preset words. however, you can buy mod chips that make it swear.

the furby is known for being one of the most annoying pieces of shit ever. however, it went through a fad period where there was unbridled buying of them.

i cut the fur off my furby and now he looks demonic. he's a lot cooler now.

by unusu-al June 29, 2004

jazz

a modern (early 1900s) music style characterized by syncopation and dissonance.

contrary to popular belief, jazz is NOT playing any note with any chord. any note played with any chord can be explained. even if it is inexplicable, it just sounds good, which is what's really important.

the cool thing about jazz is that you learn all the rules and guidelines which apply to all the other genres...then you get to break them.

giant steps, though confusing and ultimately dissonant, is a jazz standard.

by unusu-al January 21, 2005

low rider

probably the only famous song war wrote

its got a mean bass line to it :D

by unusu-al March 9, 2004

vd

Indeed, VD does mean venereal disease. There was a big deal about it in World War II, I think.

Bill: Does VD mean very dumb?
Fill: No it means venereal disease. There was a big deal about it in World War II, I think

by unusu-al August 31, 2003