Shag Promotion

When a person fucks their boss to get higher in their company/organisation
Worker 1: Looks like Jeff's going to get that raise
Worker 2: Don't count on it, Bob says he's going for a shag promotion
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fishing

In cricket to go fishing is too dangle the bat at balls outside of off stump. Also known as having a nibble.
Bowler: Come on lads we've got him fishing!
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Buffet Bowling

A bowler in cricket who is bowling deliveries that are easy to hit for runs. So named because in a buffet, you can take what you want in large amounts.
Batsman: "...so the other team brings on a buffet bowler so I smacked him for six sixes."
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Beamer

In Cricket, a ball that is delivered and reaches the batsman on the full above the waist. Can be very dangerous
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Allrounder

In cricket a player who can play in more than one role to a good standard. The traditional allrounder is a batsman and a bowler (Eg. Ian Botham, Andrew Flintoff, Imran Khan, Sir Gary Sobers) but more recently a new breed of wicketkeeper-batsman allrounders have emerged with Adam Gilchrist of Australia leading the way.
Andrew Flntoff is a bowling allrounder whereas Adam Gilchrist is a wicketkeeping allrounder
(England for the Ashes!)
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Ferret

In cricket, a batsman low dowm the batting order. So named because he goes in after the rabbits.
Commentator: "Courtney Walsh strolling to the crease now, a ferret if I ever saw one, sure to get another duck."
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GM

Gunn and Moore, an English Cricket Bat manufacturing company, producing quality international standard bats
Man 1: You getting a new bat?
Man 2: Yeah, either a GM Purist or a Maxi
Man 1: Good bats
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