10 definitions by ugh2
when you masturbate without porn and someone walks in so you put your dick inside your pants while your cumming. The person then sees an expanding wet spot on your crotch. The excuse that follows is called slucking.
Person 1:Dude my mom walking n on me beatin my meat so I said that I spilled my water
Person 2: How are you so good at slucking?
Person 2: How are you so good at slucking?
by ugh2 April 21, 2017
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by ugh2 April 21, 2017
A man who always has to play with himself to make himself feel good at night Masons are common how they always have to pleasure himself it is unusual if they don't to it at school in a classroom with people looking at him when he makes is sexual moans
Man you are such a mason
No im not
Dude you play with your dick during class while you moan
ya thats true
No im not
Dude you play with your dick during class while you moan
ya thats true
by ugh2 April 27, 2017
The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.
by ugh2 April 28, 2017
when you empty your shitube and your turds feel like they are made of stone. They often look like rabbit feces.
by ugh2 April 21, 2017